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Vegan pulled pork

A vegan recipe which tastes like pork but does not even contain any pork. Usually made of jackfruit or king oyster mushroom, but sometimes banana blossom is used. Although it is 100% plant-based and does not contain pork at all, it is still non-halal as it uses the name "pork". Therefore, Muslims should not eat this recipe.
Jessica Jane, someone known for smelly feet, claiming vegan pulled pork as "halal pork (babi halal)", even though it is not halal because of the name "pork".
by Real Vegan June 27, 2022
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Alabama pork pie

A sexual act involving brothers or cousins of a girl taking tuns having intercourse with her.
Three brothers watched their sister jump into the pond behind their house in her bathing suit.
The oldest brother, Jim-Bob, licked his lips and said, "Mmmm Mmmmm, we're gonna get some Alabama pork pie tonight."
by Nutzen YerMouf March 9, 2018
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Pork Product

Pork Product

The definition of a fat person but said in fun way amongst friends
Fat, me? Says you you little pork product
by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020
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Pork Scotch Van

A clapped-out white van driven by miserable little security guards. These vehicles are filthy and frequently break down. The fat driver will often try to save a parking place for himself by putting a traffic cone in the road outside his house. This annoying practice is best dealt with by rescuing the cone from the fat guy's possession and installing it in the back of a Maltby lorry two streets away.
by Lumpbag May 10, 2009
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perkypriss

An annoying perky prissy byatch.
Look out everybody here comes perkypriss.
by jpg3 November 19, 2011
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piggy porker

This is one who frequently has sex with the unattractive or promiscuous.
Ben Dover was a great piggy porker who would do it with anything breathing.
by I, Wreckerrr December 9, 2016
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Pork Socket

1) The beat up vagina of an extremely slutty female.

2) A less than desirable receptacle for your hard shaft.
1) Man, check her out... It would take a 12 pack before I'd stick my cock in her pork socket!!!

2) I wouldn't touch her pork socket with your dick!!!
by afj21 August 23, 2010
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