Pooned originated from pwned, which originated from owned. Pwned was made popular in counterstrike, as a more "1337" way of saying owned. Owned was mispelled as pwned in some other game, i think warcraft, which is how pwned came about, sort of a joke. Pooned came to my attention from watching the MyGot hacker flash video of counterstrike, in which it portrays some nerd saying pwned outloud, hence the pronunciation "pooned."
E.G.- "OMG, i love the map dust, i can poon so many noobs, and maybe if i poon enough noobs today, i can raise my server rank from 3 to 1 (hehehe)"
I then myself started using poon and pooned while playing counterstrike cuz it was funny as hell when people asked, "wtf does pooned mean?" Now, apparently, a lot of people use it, i haven't seen it though, only on servers i play in, in which case the bastards stole the word from me. They should be pooned for that.
E.G.- "OMG, i love the map dust, i can poon so many noobs, and maybe if i poon enough noobs today, i can raise my server rank from 3 to 1 (hehehe)"
I then myself started using poon and pooned while playing counterstrike cuz it was funny as hell when people asked, "wtf does pooned mean?" Now, apparently, a lot of people use it, i haven't seen it though, only on servers i play in, in which case the bastards stole the word from me. They should be pooned for that.
by Hatz aka ( )-N-S-|_-A-U-G-]-[-T aka Oleoresin Capsicum October 11, 2005
Get the poonedmug. The guy who was shocked when the girl started to moon him, but the shock turned to horror when the moon turned into poon!
by Boots01 May 5, 2022
Get the Poonmug. 
by drohan - and the rest of the Guelph contingent August 25, 2002
Get the pooningmug. when you get a dirty pair of laydees underwear and scrape the vaginal discharage from them then sort it like sex cocaine!
by beth stranger February 5, 2008
Get the pooningmug. Poon is a woman's vagina. There is also poon royalty as in the Poon King, the Prince of Poon and the Poon apprentice. These are the un-official masters of poon.
1. Lets go out tonight and get some poon.
2. I was with the the Poon King last night and he hooked me up with some sweet poon.
3. Hey look at the size of that poon!
2. I was with the the Poon King last night and he hooked me up with some sweet poon.
3. Hey look at the size of that poon!
by raj yin June 4, 2010
Get the Poonmug. When a woman gets cum all over her chest after a glorious ejaculation from her partner.
Derived from the verb 'to poon'.
Derived from the verb 'to poon'.
by HenryD'amour November 28, 2009
Get the poonedmug.