poon

an offensive term for an ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend.

Sarah: God, my ex is such a poon!!

by sarah violetry September 11, 2008

poon

(v.) The act of pooning, or receiving poon. If you receive poon, you have been pooned. Everyone loves poon.

I pooned her all night long. We pooned until the break of dawn.

by Harvery Wallbanger December 6, 2006

poon

A pedofile like man/woman who pushes a small child of their bycycle and sniffs the seat.

"oi check out that bloke over there... He looks like a friggen poon!"

by mungbean111 October 21, 2008

Poon

gynecologist

Would you go to Dr Poon?

sounds like a pervert to me!

by gilrly July 30, 2003

poon

1)A female's genital organ (vagina)

2)A slang term for wimp, often used by teenage males who want to boost their masculinity

Dude that fashion kid is such a poon.

(2)

by HoBbIt IcE December 28, 2005

Poon

the art of sniffing, then licking a vagina as to please your partner.

I gave my wife some good poon last night and she moaned like a dog.

by J. Ruth August 14, 2003

Poon

A poon is a little creature that dwells in the darkness and feeds off of ladels and soup spoons. Its eyes are large and he keeps it full o the sam huca.

Dude ive never seen such a poon in my life, he is such a goon!

by Johansen Strosenberg December 31, 2007