poon 

an offensive term for an ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend.

Sarah: God, my ex is such a poon!!

poon by sarah violetry September 11, 2008

poon 

(v.) The act of pooning, or receiving poon. If you receive poon, you have been pooned. Everyone loves poon.

I pooned her all night long. We pooned until the break of dawn.

poon by Harvery Wallbanger December 6, 2006

poon 

A pedofile like man/woman who pushes a small child of their bycycle and sniffs the seat.

"oi check out that bloke over there... He looks like a friggen poon!"

poon by mungbean111 October 21, 2008

Poon 

gynecologist

Would you go to Dr Poon?

sounds like a pervert to me!

Poon by gilrly July 30, 2003

poon 

1)A female's genital organ (vagina)

2)A slang term for wimp, often used by teenage males who want to boost their masculinity

Dude that fashion kid is such a poon.

(2)

poon by HoBbIt IcE December 28, 2005

Poon 

the art of sniffing, then licking a vagina as to please your partner.

I gave my wife some good poon last night and she moaned like a dog.

Poon by J. Ruth August 14, 2003

Poon 

A poon is a little creature that dwells in the darkness and feeds off of ladels and soup spoons. Its eyes are large and he keeps it full o the sam huca.

Dude ive never seen such a poon in my life, he is such a goon!

Poon by Johansen Strosenberg December 31, 2007