hamburger in the back pocket

Euphemism used in reference to someone who is really, really, fat. Comes from the fact that fat people like cheeseburgers/hamburgers and might/would like to have one in their back pocket for eating at any time.

She used to be cute in highschool, but I heard she has a hamburger in her back pocket now.

The man with a hamburger in his back pocket ordered the buffet.

If you keep eating those chips, you're gonna end up with a hamburger in your back pocket!

A hamburger in the back pocket is the number one killer of Americans

by dontbesilly72 December 25, 2009

JUUL In My Pocket Grades Go SkyRocket

All the A++++ nerds have A JUUL in their pocket

Me:Brudda u r so smart how?
Friend: Oh it’s because of my JUUL
Friend: JUUL IN MY POCKET GRADES GO SKYROCKET

by Reeeeelord April 3, 2018

Hot pocket burn

When you heat a hot pocket but do not wait 2 minutes before eating and the lava like cheese rushes into your mouth burning your throat and mouth for a week.Easily one of the most horrible burns in your life.

Jim- man i got a mad hot pocket burn
-bob-see i told you to wait 2 minutes

by The French Tickler21 June 19, 2010

pocket Washingtons

One-dollar bills.

Man, I'm just playing poker tonight but with all these pocket Washingtons it looks like I'm going to a strip joint.

by nznator August 31, 2009

pocket slap

When you reach with your right hand into your left pocket and proceed to pull a backhand out of your pocket.

Usually done when you tell a person that you have something for them in your pocket and they think its a present or something.

Hey Alfonso I have something for you.

Really?

Ya hold on a sec.......Bam!! Pocket slap bizznatch!!!

by Zygorff October 31, 2009

Pocket Condom

A condom that has been in your pocket for a very long time. Very compressed and looks like you've sat on it for 20 days. Only used in emergency's.

"I almost had to use that nasty pocket condom, but I found a black gas station condom thank god."

by Dierks Olgensen May 3, 2010

Pocket Jelly

A reference to semen inside a male's pants or shorts that results from a close encounter with a stripper (lap dance) or other exciting moment that resulted in one "jizzing in their pants". Usually leaves a wet spot visible from outside the clothing, and can often be felt inside the pockets.

As in "Wow, that girl was so hot! I just dropped a pound of pocket jelly thinking of her!"

by bazzr July 30, 2010