alarm poach

when you hear an alarm going off after you have had sex with a woman, you cum on her alarm, and then set it for ten minutes after you have left. when she hits the snooze button she has once again had your cum on her, hence leaving your mark on her and her clock...

Yo i totally gave her the alarm poach

by the twizzle January 2, 2008

Put Me in Poached Burger

A burger that comes with a poached egg

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Put Me in Poached Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Poach the whiz house

To stop for a fly by piss at any random convenience store or fast food chain without making a purchase

While traveling my sales territory I frequently poach the whiz house

by The linguist from Cunna September 29, 2019

Stalker's Poach

carefully observing (with intent to obtain), while allowing an appropriate amount of time to pass - as to allow poached goods not to spoil or be taken/reclaimed, until all attention has fleeted from said goods so that one may stealthily obtain them. (Often times successful, rarely frowned upon)

These leftovers were attained by way of a very successful stalker's poach.

These lost-and-found sunglasses are mine now. It only took a two-week stalker's poach.

by ReggieDoug July 26, 2025

Poach

To attempt anal without any lube involved.

I was just poaching and it burned terribly! My hole is on FIRE!!

by SJCHSJFHJCG June 23, 2022

Poach

To poach; the act of taking cigarettes, lighters, or roaches without considering to ask the owner for permission.

*dude looks left and right, don’t see anyone and takes a smoke*

*I walk in and grab me one and notice a few are missing*

Me: dude did you poach one of my cigs?

Dude: nah I did, but I figured you wouldn’t mind.”

by CallMeTree November 4, 2017

Poaching Beans

When a dude wants to relax and he dunks his balls in first into a hot tub before submerging the body.

Yo , I was so stressed out but after poaching beans. I was ready for the night.

by Umy Hany April 18, 2024