Defined-contribution plans

Defined-contribution (DC) retirement plans allow employees to invest pre-tax dollars in the capital markets where they can grow tax-deferred until retirement.

Simpler Explained: A defined contribution plan is a common workplace retirement plan in which an employee contributes money and the employer typically makes a matching contribution

Essentially, they are retirement plans that companies may offer as a benefit in which you, your employer or both make contributions on a regular basis.

The most common examples of defined-contribution plans are the 401(k) and the 403(b).

by tufs October 6, 2021

plippity plappity

n. A phrase mentioned in the Warcraft Promise.

Person A: "To the plippity plappity."

Person B: "To the plippity plappity."

by Poncho Franzwarez December 27, 2009

fap and plap

Masturbation "fapping" immediately followed by sex "plapping". Also known as F&P.

Dave was up all night after fapping and plapping. He's real good at the ol'fap and plap routine.

by /b/leach_my_eyes May 21, 2021

plabshorse

Brazilian man of small stature seen riding a horse while shirtless. Eyes need not be staring in same direction.

See also: powerlabs.

Dude, I caught Ben fucking Steve. Gayer than a plabshorse.

by powerlabs August 21, 2009

plabshorse

A shot enjoyed by many weekly at applebees.

2 parts vodka
1 part malibu
1 part peach schnapps
1 part roses sweetened lime juice.

Fuck yeah, we're pounding plabshorses and doing hood rat shit with our friends!

I could barely fit that plabshorse in my mouth, it was huge!

by powerlabs August 21, 2009

the filthy monkey, it plans.

A meme commonly used by Warren Ellis. Assumed to refer to a a counterculture near-human creature commonly mistaken for a simian.

It is not know what the filthy monkey plans, but one can safely assume it can't be good. Used in situations where conniving is warranted.

"Are you planning to seduce that innocent little freshman tomorrow?"
"Maybe yes, maybe no. The filthy monkey, it plans."

by terse August 3, 2007

Plasma Ball

A glass ball, with some inert gasses at low pressures inside it, with an often ugly base, and a round thing in the middle with electricity running through it to cause the gasses to become the fourth state of matter, plasma. This is possible without melting the glass and wasting a lot of electricity by having a very low pressure within the glass thingy.

Whoa, that plasma ball is shiny. Now I'll stare at it and put my hands on it for hours!

by DLG June 29, 2003