Pitch Count 

A euphemism used to measure levels of drunkenness. Taken from baseball.

Low pitch count: buzzed, can continue to imbibe for a long time.
High pitch count: smashed, high risk of being pulled from the game.

There are 8 stops on this bar crawl so I can't let my pitch count get too high early on.

Pitch Count by AgileSloth July 9, 2012

pitch eye 

To keep a keen eye on, to watch very closely.

You better keep a pitch eye on him. He's inching toward the door.

pitch eye by J'doe March 27, 2015

pitch a dick 

Verb; To react (or overreact) in an ungraceful and panicked manner to an unexpected occurrence, much as one would if a dismembered dick was dropped into their hand without warning.

"The second I saw all those bears, I pitched a dick right out of there."
"Pitch a dick, lads! It's the police!"

pitch a dick by MajorKade December 9, 2015

Pitch poled 

Shoving a large hard penis all the way into a woman's vagina in a single hard thrust without warning

Bro you should of scene Kaitlin's face when I pitch poled her lastnight

Pitch poled by Groundhogg May 24, 2017

pitch point 

A dance point, move or a lyric phrase which a song is revolving around.

Andy: 🎶Despacito
Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito🎶
TWTR/@neptos: Dude! Now you are stuck on that pitch point!

pitch point by neptos June 23, 2017

pitch.io 

Funny as hell, very epic

"Hey have you seen pitch.io's new post"
"yeah its really funny"

pitch.io by yourmomissohotandcool July 26, 2021

Pitch me some balls 

It's a term that Softball Girls use when they want you to pitch your balls in their mouth

Hey maybe after practice you could pitch me some balls!

Pitch me some balls by Ballplaya10 September 11, 2022