pilfiwilfering

when your dick gets hard and soft in rapid succession

I was trying to fuck jenny last night, but i kept pilfiwilfering

by Daman13 September 24, 2019

pilfer

To steal.

Pilferer : "I pilfered a stereo in a small riot downtown."
Dude : "Did you pilfer any CD's to go with it."
Pilferer : "Nah. I nearly got caught pilfering this."

by Diego August 18, 2003

Pilfer

An activity enjoyed by meth heads; this includes rummaging and pocketing through someone elses belongings. Abandoned houses are an easy target. The dopey's usually aquire a dozen flashlights, broken watches, Bluetooth speakers and portable batteries.

Hey Jim Tom, lets go pilfer out in Pongo tonight?

by GeekerGeeker1-9 January 26, 2018

pilfridge

To steal food or a beverage from a shared office refrigerator.

Richard and Rita had worked well together, until Rita pilfridged Richard's yogurt; now he won't talk to her.

by Megareds January 5, 2008

Pilfer the Wellington

1. To clandestinely steal the Beef Wellington from a neighbor's plate at a dinner party.
2. A baudy, yet intentionally vague, sexual innuendo.

1. "I'm never inviting Sara over for dinner again! I caught her pilfering the wellington!"
2. "Christine, how about we get a few drinks and pilfer the wellington?"

by Laurence Wellington III May 20, 2013

Pussy Pilferer

A vulgar term for a lesbian, equivalent of ass bandit for men.

"Yeah, I hear she's a pussy pilferer."

by Ukesagi-tan March 19, 2010

Pilfering

Another definition to pilfering is to go through stuff intensely either your stuff a friends stuff or dumpster diving sometimes taking things or asking for things that is not yours.

“Hey girl do you want to go to Toppers with us tonight?”

“No thanks girl April and I are going to go pilfering in her closet!”

“Why is it every time Aime gets high she has to go pilfering through my stuff?”

“So fucking annoying.”

“Hey let’s go pilfering at the flea market today?”

by ashane November 27, 2019