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Alaskan Ice Pick

When yo bitch stands facing the wall only wearing her panties and you proceed to run at her full speed with a raging boner and attempt to break through the panties with your inflamed cock and penetrate her anus with extreme force. Often ending in a bloody mess and broken cock... For additional points have her wear leather panties.
My dick broke when i tried to Alaskan Ice Pick my Spanish teacher.
by biff mcbifferton January 24, 2009
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pick a switch

When grandma has had enough and tells you to go find a branch to bring to her so she can beat your ass
Grandma: go pick a switch, boy! And it better be a good one
You: oh shit!
by Msmagic95 December 16, 2017
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Pick 'N' Flick

When someone picks their nose, and flicks the booger off their finger.
Dude, what the fuck?! Don't be doing Pick 'N' Flicks in my house.
by Ariel~ June 28, 2009
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Pickaxi

The plural of "pickaxes."
Chris: What's the plural form of pickaxes?
Eddie: What?
Chris: Pickaxi
Eddie: Are you retarded?
by QuackerJacks June 14, 2018
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Dome pick

A joint that is small and smoked to ones self
Gonna smoke this dome pick to my head
by recogn1ze February 17, 2009
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Apple Picker

An Apple Picker is when a Midget reaches up and grab/yanks on your balls
Eve the Midget was so small she had to get on her baby toes to Apple Pick Adam’s balls and the devil told her to take a bite. She is the most famous Apple Picker
by Krusty Krew Klub March 24, 2023
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Mexican Lock Pick

Any improvised object used to forcibly gain entry into a locked/secured structure or vehicle when the person does not immediately available to them appropriate tools when entry is needed. Such tools may be a hammer, brick, coat hanger, steel toed boots, your body, or any other object which will allow you to gain entry.

More often then not, using a "Mexican lock pick" will damage the entry or property that the person is trying to gain access to. As such, it should be a last resort used to gain entry.
Person 1: "I locked my keys in my car yesterday, so I had to use a mexican lock pick."

Person 2: "What's that?"

Person 1: "A hammer."
by RacistAsshole October 3, 2010
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