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Phoebe is the largest asshole you will ever know. How she entices her prey is a question nobody know the answer to. She is a dumb psycho bitch. For short you nickname this demon spawn PB (psycho bitch). She somehow manages to rapture the nicest guys despite her dreadful looks. STAY AWAY FROM THIS WHORE, SHE CAUSES DEPRESSION. Even the merriest group of friends, are at conflict because of this bitch. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
"Hey! You wanna go to that party?"
"NO WAY! PHOEBES COMING!! UGH!"
"I'm out!! i would never purposefully go somewhere where she is"
Phoebe by scarlet funness January 1, 2013
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A slag word to describe a womans period
"I cant, Phoebes here"
Phoebe by emmmmy12345 July 3, 2012
Typically a massive slut who will go out with anyone. Lying skinny and boreing as fuck, rumour has it they are snakes in cloths
Phoebe:hey boys
Guy 1:fuck off
Guy 2:oh she is such a phoebe
Phoebe by Diechaves February 25, 2017
Phoebes are slut wannabes who are stupid little bitches they think they're hot when really thier face and but is grose usualy tan and brown hair is a really bad friend who randomly ignores people tends to be fat most of the time a rich stuck up whore!
Person # 1: Whos the ugly slut?

Person # 2: Probably a Phoebe.
Phoebe by Gretchenly August 26, 2010
The biggest slurry to walk the earth. Generally big boobs and blonde, likes to flash and pash. Big whore.
girl1: OMG did you see that girl?
girl2: YESS!!! she had the biggest boobs, must be a phoebe
phoebe by saladfingers88 August 6, 2011
Dark, skinny, flat-nosed, flat-chested and short girl with messy hair and ugly teeth but extremely irresistible and addicting
I fell in love with her because she is a Phoebe
Phoebe by SexyNiggah January 8, 2015
A phoebe is a on the borderline of being a girl, some consider it male however. A phoebe as an uncontrollable urge to want to referto the internet at all times in the hope of attracting a laugh she will never recieve.
A phoebe relies on un-intelligent humour and a lot of sarcasm to try to inflate her already overly big ego which needs cutting down to size.
"Did you see Phoebe today?"
"No."
"Well done you"
Phoebe by crispywafer January 14, 2013