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Phaphing

The act of tinkering with your smartphone. Constantly.
"Stop your phaphing and get on with some work!"
by Fwing June 16, 2011
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Phamplet

A word used to say an old classmate had intercourse with a former teacher. It's origin is from the word "Pamphlet" in the sense that the teacher is the pamphlet, and is filled with knowledge, and the classmate "picked up" the pamphlet. The re-arranged letters makes it sound dirtier though.
Student 1: "Hey, you know how I said I saw our old teacher in the bar last night?"
Student 2: "Yeah, why?"
Student 1: "Well, Phamplet"
Student 1: "No way! High-Five!"
by Barton Allen August 9, 2012
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Pharage

Marseillaise slang for the mixture of vomit and mucous that can ensue from a poorly-executed blow job
Daphne was unimpressed at her partner’s attempt at poaching her an egg: “it’s got all the allure of a pool of pharage, you dimwit”
by Seaniesean December 3, 2017
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Big pharma fetish

When someone almost always chooses pharmaceutical pills to handle their body problem even when there are more effective and less damaging methods of fixing their body problems. This person has an obsession with pills, they ignore healthy eating habits and want all their problems to be fixed by these pills. being sick & under the thumb of big pharma is their fetish and their goal in life.
instead of doing paleo & intermittent fasting or going on a diet joe decided to be a fat lazy bitch with a big pharma fetish and started taking weight loss medications.
by BeatMeatRepeat November 1, 2022
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Parp

1. The sound theoretically made by the discharge of either a P-38 pistol or a P-08 Luger into the back of a kneeling victim's head.

2. The act of parping. This involves an elaborate and thoroughly unnecessary process that starts with the parper demanding in a high-pitched Prussian accent that the parpee kneel. The would-be executioner then gives a contemptuous snort and removes his pistol, cocks it with another contemptuous snort, twirls the pistol like a cowboy, before bringing the weapon to bear on the victim's head via a windmill type motion. The deed being done, the parper will give yet another snort of contempt, twirl the pistol up to his nose, inhale the smoke, and then cock the pistol again, ejecting a perfectly serviceable round before returning the weapon to his holster with one final contemptuous snort. It must be noted that this process must be repeated for each victim. Typically those who carry out these executions are members of the SS.
1. A loud "parp" let all in earshot know that Obersturmbannfuehrer von Kleist was once again violating the Geneva Convention.

2. Caught up in the act of parping as he was, Obersturmbannfuehrer von Kleist was oblivious to the reality that his position was about to be overrun by advancing Allied forces bent on crushing Nazi resistance.
by Greg the Angry Pole January 20, 2009
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pharm party

An American media invention that that claims teens are hosting pil-popping parties.
Teacher: "Have you ever heard of a 'pharm party'."
Student: "Yeah on last night's news."
by cj117 January 5, 2008
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Pharkarcarharssen

The feeling one gets when leaving a pub intoxicated during the day
"Argh, pharkarcarharssen!"
by Jon RF September 21, 2003
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