Bryan Peterson

He is all that is man. Truly the very definition of all that is legendary. A man that holds themselves to a higher standard ex: The Perfect Gentleman.
Should you run across a Bryan Peterson in the wilderness be sure to have a Master Ball ready. Bryan Peterson's are generally every ladies dream guy, Not even the mighty Channing Tatum can be as perfect as the legendary Bryan Peterson.

"All guys I assholes, I want the perfect guy!"
Oh so you want a bryan peterson?

by King Red Man March 20, 2013

jordan peterson

silly boy him

jordan peterson bad

by joshiscool455 April 27, 2022

laci peterson

To have been decepted by one's husband or wife, named for the Californian woman who was killed by her husband.

See how he tricked her into thinking that he would meet her but he really partied with strippers? She was so Laci Peterson!

by Anonymous August 8, 2003

parker peterson

A male who displays many characteristics of a female. Sometimes called a pussy or a female reproductive system.

C'mon man! Stop being such a parker peterson and just ask her out on a date!

by Tig.Bitties January 23, 2017

hailee peterson

The most beautiful girl on earth.

Hailee Peterson is so gorgeous.

by jakestier April 5, 2017

Doing a Peterson

The term comes from Jordan Peterson and his tendency to talk in a manner that is considered too abstract and vague to understand. This typically has the effect of impressing simple-minded bozos that can’t see through his bullshit. So, anyone doing a Peterson is just an asshole using jargon and concepts that no sane man has the time to try to understand, but the speaker is just a dumbass himself because he just makes simple concepts sound complicated and profound.

"Marx wrote his critique of value and value labor was written in a hegelian sense as the abstract value of commodities is independent from material reality which in itself is a clear hegelian virtue of the mind-body dualism"
"Bro stop doing a Peterson, please speak in a common language that everyone can understand"

by Mahablanka September 30, 2021

riley Peterson

she's an annoying hoeeeeeee. stupid and she is way worse than Olivia. and has no friends.

riley Peterson is dumb

by urmomomomomoomomom December 16, 2018