Peter

Verb: To automatically friend zone yourself. Usually via gestures of helping a prospective female with help for exams or classwork.

Man: Hey look at that guy hitting on that girl!

Man #2: He'll probably Peter that situation up.

by chobani October 9, 2010

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When a little bitch nigga breaks your water bottle

Damn that girls Zoe got petered

by Zoe the savage March 23, 2017

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When someone is acting as a self centered prick, they tend to always think themselves right and that the things they do are exceedingly funny (even when they are clearly not). They will argue over the smallest things that they have no knowledge in, and would rather fight about everything than say admit defeat. They will blamed all shortcomings on someone else rather then themselves.

So I was playing games with Rob last night, and he just kept petering. When I told him to stop being a prick, he told me it was my fault.

by Eragonic January 21, 2019

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Peter

A name for a Penis that is bigger than a Trouser Snake, but not as big as a Custard Launcher

"Ew, Yuck Peter! Your Peter is full of Dick Cheese"

by StarSoupMan October 20, 2023

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A teen with a knack for sarcasm, known to be quite rude at times, and Always listening to others conversation, occasionally joining in. Extremely Smart, and can be manipulative at times. Very talkative, and annoying in some cases. somehow gets A's on tests without homework or studying, and always finds loopholes to rules. Kinda acts like Dwight Schrute from The Office US at times.

Person 1: anyway how's your car doing

Person 2: Lasted longer then expected

Peter: My car is doing 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚

by Ptr-the-koala February 6, 2022

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