Permanent math

Instant permanent death.

Permanent math is a death

by imakeweirddefinitions December 17, 2022

Permanent jewelry

Permanent jewelry is the method of arc welding jewelry to itself after being custom fit to each client.

Flash and Fuse Permanent Jewelry is leading the industry for permanent jewelry training and is a registered dealer with Sunstone welders. Sunstone welders manufactures the Orion M pulse arc welder that is used to perform these services.

How does permanent jewelry work?

Step 1. Choose your chain

Step 2. Custom fit

Step 3. In a flash- you’re fused!

Learn how with Flash and Fuse permanent jewelry.

Permanent Jewelry

My best friend and I went to get permanent jewelry at Flash and Fuse.

by Permanentjewelrytraining January 31, 2023

permanently sleeping

A way for killers to describe a crime scene when they are caught

Bob: Why is there a dead body on the floor???
Killer: uhhh... I found him here and now he is permanently sleeping

by wait why am i here March 18, 2023

permanent pregnancy

A state of pregnancy, either with fetus, eggs, etc.; that remains with the bearer (gender of the individual does not matter) indefinitely. Gestation may or may not continue, but the act of whelping does not occur.

Plouc: Thank you for releasing me, Spyro. My baby is getting active in my belly. Can you get some ice cream with pickles and shrimp drowning in ketchup for me, please?

Spyro: Hey, wait a second... Are you... pregnant?!

Plouc: I have permanent pregnancy, and I am also an andromorph.

by PlucktheDragon March 30, 2023

Permanent Brew

(in Bloons Gaming) a 5th Tier upgrade for the Monkey Alchemist which applies a permanent Stronger Stimulant buff to all nearby towers, as well as a permanent Acidic Mixture Dip buff to make up for the permanent buffs it provides.

"Getting Permanent Brew with the best towers like Ninja Monkey for example can make up for a devastating combination and synergy."

by Otheruser325 April 2, 2023

permanent affects of men taking cold showers

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).

Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *

by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023

permament

the CORRECT WAY to spell "PERMANENT." the damn LIBERALS have convinced you and all of these WOKE humans that permanent is the correct spelling, when it's actually PERMAMENT!

guy 1: "hey man im moving in permamently"
guy 2: "dont you mean permanently"
guy 1: "hahaha... silly liberal"

by Weed Garfield January 4, 2024