A very delicious beverage, guaranteed to cleanse your being and make you happier even after your family dies and your girlfriend dumps you because you cried and looked like a pussy.
Hypocritical high school organization that hires teenagers to talk to younger students about safe sex and ABSTAINANCE and proclaim their virginity which may or may not be intact. These skankbags who seem to have their teachers and peers fooled into thinking they are innocent and "chaste" are forced to perform skits about the wonders of "abstainance". It does not work.