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Pencil Case

A receptacle, usually a small bag, or rather, a "case," used to contain pencils, as well as pens, markers, other obscure writing utencils. Also contained may be stationary items such as white out, white out tape, highlighters, paper clips, scissors, post-it notes, mini post-it notes, brightly colored post-it notes, post-it notes in fun shapes, mini staplers, mini staples, mini rulers, mini tape measurers, protractors, compasses, mini calculators, and the odd brad or two. Some students like to store their breathmints (preferred brand: vicky's mints) and/or pieces of gum in their pencil cases for easy access.
Pencil cases are available in a variety of shapes, sizes, colors, and patterns, usually a bit longer than the length of a pencil. Everyone has a practical use for one. Young third grade students may use the larger, plastic models to store their crayolas and gluesticks, while disgruntled eighth period honors precalc/ trigonometry teachers have a more complex model with many zippers and straps to organize contents. A dandy surprise content of a teenage student's pencil case would be a condom.
Sarah: "Meghan, wherever shall I store my pencil, mini colored fun shaped post-it notes, vicky's mints, and condom?"
Meghan: "Why, in your pencil case silly!"
by looking4inspiration March 19, 2005
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Gay Pencil

A slur used against skinny gay twinks.
Eden is such a gay pencil
by Edenxxrayne November 16, 2021
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Pencil slam

The placing of ones pencil loudly onto their desk after finishing a test. Most often used to signify your speed testing superiority over everyone still testing.

Often followed by leaning back in the desk and arm crossing.
*Whisper* Did you see that pencil slam? What a nerd!
by doctordevon August 10, 2009
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Pencil Slammer

After completing any sort of written test, specifically a standardized test when many others are in the room, this person will slam their pencil down upon completion of the test to let everyone else know that they have finished.

A pencil slammer does not care how much time is left to take the test or how many others are still testing; they must make sure the entire room knows that they have finished.
The intention of a pencil slammer is to try and feel smarter than everyone else in the room regardless of personal intellect. They are usually either the smartest little suck up in the class or the fuck-up in the back of the class who has failed 3 times.
Quinn, don’t be a pencil slammer. We all know your incompetent little brain could barely even fathom the difficulty of that psychology test, and even though you finished early you probably still failed anyway.

I was taking my time on the SAT and only had a few questions left when the prissy little bitch next to me didn't even finish the last word before slamming it down. Fuck you, pencil slammer!
by ayeeeee..... November 7, 2010
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Pencil of doom

The Pencil of Doom, short PoD or Pencil of mass destruction, is an extremely powerful super weapon featured in Hitler Untergang Parodies and is owned by Adolf Hitler. In order to use it, Hitler smashes it on his target or on a map of Berlin. A gigantic explosion is able to destroy almost anything.

Even Fegelein can be seriously harmed by the PoD, however he's fast enough to dodge most of Hitler's attacks.

Burgdorf always warns Hitler to use the weapon due to the unpredictable results.

The disadvantage of this weapon: Raged Hitler often uses it inside the Bunker, which results into the Bunker being blown up.
Hitler: FEGELEIN!!! Finally I found you antic pisser! Taste my pencil of doom, fucker!
*smash*
Fegelein (dodges): Wie bitte?
by FLEGELEIN!!!! March 10, 2017
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Pencil Presser

A person who has anxious tendencies to the point where they carry a lot of tension when they write causing them to frequently press down and chip the tips of their pencil. They feel like they hold the weight of the world on their shoulders, and it makes them anxious, nervous, and on edge during their daily life. Their handwriting is usually dark and focused as they try to stay calm while writing, but can't bear to relax.
Stop freaking about nothing Syndey you being such a pencil presser.
by kayliHkitkat November 22, 2020
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Pencil Lead

Reference to a one having a stiff, hard penis. A hard on. A binder. A stiff jimmy.
Braaaahhh I got pencil lead going right now. How about a hand?

She was grinding her booty in my and it was instant pencil lead.
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018
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