cj pence

the word or words used to described rounding up cattle.
most commonly used to describe a feedlot or a pasture full of fresh green holsteins.
by kilkilghi December 01, 2009
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pence

the cum in a guy's hair left there by another dude
I hooked up with this adorable twink last night and he left a shitton of pence in my hair, hence this fabulous hat.
by uniqueid November 16, 2016
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A term used in the UK when someone is desperately trying to convince you that their piece of information or version of events is correct to gain your trust but you know that they're blatantly lying through their teeth. Or someone is trying to sell you the latest designer object (watch, trainers, handbag etc.) and you can clearly see it's a fake. It's as genuine as a 40 pence piece. There is no such thing as a 40 pence piece in UK currency so if someone tried to give you one you'd know it wasn't real money.
A woman looking at handbags on Ebay: "oooo have you seen this lovely designer handbag it's only £10"
Friend: " narr mate it's a fake"
Woman: " it looks genuine to me"
Friend: " genuine! It's about as genuine as a 40 pence piece"

Or

A man after been told someone unreliable information: " rubbish! what a load of old tosh"

The informer: " narr mate it's absolutely genuine"
Man: "yeah about as genuine as a 40 pencepiece"
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pences

An Unusually Large Gathering Of Pencils
Joe thats a large bundle of Pences! Where did you get it?
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Hang Mike Pence

Something the very peaceful MAGA people like to say since January 6th, 2021.
"Hang Mike Pence, Hang Mike Pence, Hang Mike Pence!"
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Pencing

Second definition: to go into a public space, especially a space with a high-risk population such as a hospital or retirement center, without a mask.
I saw Karen Pencing at the grocery store today. She might get someone sick.
by Whatev2070 May 08, 2020
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