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Pandemic Pal

Similar to Covid Companion, a Pandemic Pal is the person you are self-isolating with during the Covid-19 Pandemic.
I wish I would have chosen a Pandemic Pal; I am so lonely.
by hornygirl2 May 11, 2020
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Pandemic 10

Someone who looks better with a mask on.
Finally took her out and saw her without a mask on, turns out she was just a pandemic 10.
by Shmelliot April 19, 2021
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pandemic

a "pandemic" is someone who falls under the ace spectrum towards the grey-ace side but they need a strong friendship before romantic feelings, but their romantic feelings can be for any gender and/or simply because of personality!

This is actually a pun for people who are Panromantic Demisexual!
A: Jess is identifying as a pandemic now!

b: A PANDEMIC???? LIKE THE SPANISH FLU???

a: No, they're panromantic demisexual!
by k0at October 18, 2020
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Pandemic Decision

An irrational decision made at during a global pandemic that is bright about by extreme boredom and or panic.
My friend shaved his head yesterday, classic pandemic decision!

We decided to sort out the bathroom grout, we have chosen glitter grout. Pandemic decision that may we’ll be regretted at a later date.
by The Cooneys April 17, 2020
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Pandemic men

Men who know nothing about making the first move, being chivalrous or courting a lady first. They expect the woman to make the first move always.
Girl I'm sick of these pandemic men always asking me what are we doing !!
by Aries4Queen November 27, 2021
mugGet the Pandemic menmug.

Pandemic Pussy

When you been quarantined for too long with no action and yo walls are tighter than the 2016 elections.
A: Oh my god, I got that gorilla grip coochie now.
B: Girl please, you got that pandemic pussy.
by bootyjuices22 April 17, 2020
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Pandemic Conspirititis

Illness occurs from excessively listening to the news during the pandemic. Absorbing and regurgitating every conspiracy theory known to man for the remainder of your life: EG The scamdemic came from a bat flying over us leaving chemtrails. It was part of the communist takeover, to install 5 G so they can mind control us.
Pandemic Conspirititis: A rare illness requiring 5 vaccines 19 boosters. If you watch the news 24/7 you will contract Pandemic Conspirititis
by Jandice411 October 24, 2022
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