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floss my otter

response when an ugly guy/girl asks you out on a date and you have no real excuses to use.
Ugly Girl: Hey John, would you like to go to dinner and a movie with me tonight?

Non Ugly Guy: Oh, ummm, I'm sorry but I have to floss my otter.
by broham14 February 10, 2010
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Ostara

The patron (Germanic) Goddess of spring, fertility and of new life, after whom the holiday Easter was named and originally celebrated in honor of. Some of her symbols include the rabbit, egg, flowers, and other symbols of fertility. Hot cross buns originated as offerings to Ostara.
Aside from being a Goddess, Ostara is also a holiday.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
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dead otter

1. - Dead sea mammal
2. - stool of immense proportions
Nick : "hey bone check out this shit"
Bone: "mate thats wrong... its a dead otter"
by Jimbo and the master mixers January 20, 2004
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London, Ontario

The only reason to be here is if you have a nice job or you need to go to UWO.
London, Ontario is city in Southwestern Ontario
by RajanM November 29, 2010
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Ottawa

So boring alll they do is go to Bayshore and go to their friends crib
Yo fam tryna link at Bayshore and get all the Ottawa shordies
by Heejjeebehe October 8, 2020
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Ottawa

The capital of Canada and home for alot of Somalians and Lebanese.
I live in Ottawa.
by Hussein January 26, 2004
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Wisconsin Otter Slop

The act of masturbating utilizing melted Otter Pops as lubrication.
When we saw the stains Tyler's bed, it became clear that he had been Wisconsin Otter Slopping all afternoon.
by Gnarly Hands April 26, 2011
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