orphan feed

Akin to monkey chow, a mixture of both uneaten and expired "food" that one must provide to an orphan in order for him to be conscious enough for the long journeys to locate other orphans (see orphan lead)

"i cant stand another day without my orphan feed"

"shit, i left the orphan feed in my car"

by campbellyyy July 14, 2009

Orphan ice

Those ice cubes that fall out of the ice maker, undetected for long periods of time.

"Dude, why does this ice in my cup look like Rocky Dennis?"

"The ice maker tray was empty, so I used some ice I found behind the pizza rolls."

"Ugh, dude, don't use the orphan ice!"

by Johnnyimage November 19, 2015

Orphanist

It is like rasism but for orphans.

“Your an orphanist”

by Usernamedude March 27, 2019

orphándo

short jit Orphándo, not related to the word orphan, is one who is simply inferior by means of height, intelligence, and physical ability.

Akhil how did you miss that layup? You are such an orphándo.

by Describelafoto69 October 29, 2019

Orphan Ass Clenchers

When an orphan clenches their ass SO HARD they end up sucking their own no no body part

Those orphans were Orphan Ass Clenchers and they sucked their own dick so hard, it fell off

by NOT An Orphan Ass Clencher January 23, 2021

Orphan blood

Orphan blood is the most commonly used liquid for a ritual as its blood attracts my sleep paralysis demon

Hey dude, did you bring the orphan blood for the ritual?

by kpil March 14, 2021

Orpheus Arsen

The act of committing arsen in an orpheus.

I’m gonna commit Orpheus arsen.
Doing this is possibly illegal depending on your state or local laws. So check.

by Sleep_Deprivation_Good. May 19, 2021