Oofa

Someone or something that is weird as all hell. Can be used a variety of ways.

Damn, this is a weird ass party, even that oofa mitchell is here!

by Bigboii5 May 29, 2018

Crap basket *oofties*

after smoking a shitload of weed one will say said phrase in a way most confused.

Crap basket *oofties* noun

*falls over* Crap basket *falls over again* OOFTIES
Crap basket *oofties* Definition- HOLY SHIT

by Taylor Forbes August 25, 2016

Oofty poofty

When you feel like OOF isn’t enough

“My girlfriend is pregnant”
“Congratulations”
“I don’t know how I feel cuz she doesn’t know who the dad is”
“Oofty poofty”

by anonymous rando November 20, 2018

ooftage

when someone is really good looking you say they have ooftage

Carl: Dude did u see that chick?
Dave: Yeh, she has MAJOR ooftage

by Callumhutch August 5, 2008

Ooft, I haff!

From the same phrase family as 'i have', 'i would', 'i'd tap' etc.
Used when somebody is particularly impressed by something, most frequently a person. Literally means 'I have', but said in a German accent to give it that extra 'ooft!'.

"Did you see that cumslut last night? I had her a few days ago... she walked past and i was all like 'Ooft, I haff!'"

Boy sees profile picture of hxc emo hawt grrll, and comments: NO JK JK JK LOLOLOL, I HEART UR FXCKING MAKE UP OMG I LOVE UR HAIR. OOFT, I HAFF!

by ghalighalinomnom May 3, 2009

Oofadoofa

A thick person

Wow have you seen how oofadoofa she is?

by Oofadoofa September 7, 2018

oofashoww

the better way of saying o for sure

person 1: “i’m gonna go to your house”
person2: “oofashoww”

by JokesOnPaul March 3, 2018