Ate the Onion

Someone who took satirical news seriously.

"See this FB post? Seems that Fred ate the onion."

by DamnIllogicalppl July 05, 2018

Butt Onion

Anything that evokes a strong feeling of disgust or repulsion and/or a person who perpetually ruins good times. Butt Onions can also be used to describe your strong feelings as to what is "uncool" or just plain awful and unpleasant.

"Don't go in there, Joe just ripped a butt onion"

Allen : "Wanna ding dong and ditch?"
Burt : "Nah man we'll get caught"
Chris: "Burt, don't be such a butt onion."

"That movie was terrible!" "Yeah, totally butt onions."

by NzappaZap June 12, 2013

cutting onions

A term for crying at a video/tv show/movie.

Jack is always cutting onions whenever he watches the catch with dad scene in Field of Dreams.

by KKnD June 03, 2015

onion shit

When you've wiped 10+ times and it's still leaving a trace.

Guy 1 : I've just had one of those dumps when the wiping was never ending.
Guy 2 : You mean an onion shit. It's like peeling layers off an onion.

by tnyflgs November 16, 2013

Onion Job

A sexual act involving the insertion of a male's penis into an onion in an erotic manner

Yo dude that chick I've been seeing just gave me the raddest onion job I've ever had while we were watching Shrek 2. She's a total fuckin ogre at heart man.

by ShrekLove69 November 30, 2016

juicy onion

A wet and creamy vagina that smells so rank it makes your eyes water.

I can’t stand eating her out because of her juicy onion.

by KK Stanky Peach October 28, 2017

smacking onions

the sound of balls banging ass.

"I took her from behind and started smacking onions."

by kalcaunniag October 11, 2011