Holy jerk off

A religious belief, in which the believer of christ furiously beats off his holy cock till they spray all there holy water for there lord and savior jesus christ. They will then pray for 10 minutes before furiously beating off till they die for there lord jesus christ.

Yo me and the boys are gonna go sacrifice ourselves for our lord with a holy jerk off you in?

by Baalo69 March 4, 2021

Jerk Off Shuffle

1. The awkward way you walk when you have semen dripping down your body after jerking off on the way to the tissue box

2. The lightning fast run performed when you're jerking off and you hear the garage door open

Dude I jerked off and got jizz all over my stomach so I had to do the jerk off shuffle to get to the bathroom and clean up

by Dj Pj August 9, 2016

synonyms: jerk-off

Jerk-off: To masturbate (a dated, yet still-perfectly adequate locution.) The term also refers to (see Cable Guy,) to a complete ass-hole, in its noun-form.

Synonyms: jerk-off

Verb: I was about to jerk-off with some Jergens and a Kate Upton titty-shot when my mom barged in: fuuuuuuck.

Noun: Dontay is a total jerk-off and he's off the team.

Synonyms: Beating off, rubbing one out, yankin it, wanking, making dead babies* (*mine)

by Porno-Scholar November 18, 2013

jerking off the wall

The act of painting a wall white

Devin was jerking off the wall all day to change it's color

by Southslice October 6, 2013

jersey jerk off

Jerking off in a girls ear.

She can't hear to well cause Joey just gave her a Jersey Jerk off.

by Jason8673 March 7, 2016

jerking off butterfly's

Being completely and absolutely useless when a group of people are trying to accomplice a task.

Guy 1: (nailing down boards on a new deck)

Guy 2: (siting there watching)

Guy 1: What the fuck are you doing, stop jerking off butterfly's and come help me with this board.

by bbenoit November 5, 2010

jerk-off artist

Subway musician who only knows a few chords and plays them over and over again.

There are legitimate musicians earning a bit of money while gaining valuable performing experience before the general public -- and then there are the jerk-off artists.

by WordDogToronto July 26, 2010