Norwegian reboot

A Norwegian reboot is what you have to do when your computer freezes up to a non-negationable point, i.e. turn the power of or simply ripping out the cord, fairly common on most PC's.

"Damn, my Windows (insert Windows version of choice here) froze again"
"Well, you might just have do the Norwegian reboot. Again."

by Hunter_S_Stompson May 18, 2014

norwegian swagger

Particular style originated by actor Evan Ross (aka LaMike). Derived from his deep norwegian heritage from his father. Consists of delicately smooth skin, strong jaw line, wearing of smedium sized clothing, creative use of scarves and preserving overall sexiness.

James wore some smedium sized Seven jeans and arabian knights scarf, which exudes norwegian swagger.

by michael, michael, motorcycle. December 22, 2007

Norwegian Sailor

Similar to your standard Tequila Shot--licking the salt, shooting the Tequila, chasing w/a lime.

However, with a Norwegian Sailor, you sniff the salt, shoot the Tequila, then squeeze the lime in your eye. It is recommended the subject attempting a Norwegian Sailor be at least 6 drinks down.

Did you see that guy at the bar rock that Norwegian Sailor? That was fuckin' legit!!

by Brett Jordan VanLee May 2, 2008

norwegian shipwreck

A female sucks your penis while it is wrapped around your testicles while proceeding to stick her finger in your ass

after I gave her a pink sock she turned around and gave me a norwegian shipwreck, what a bitch.

by Invisidude November 29, 2010

Norwegian swimming window

The two or three days a year when the water temperatures peak above 10 degree centigrades, is called 'the Norwegian swimming window', or simply the 'swimming weekend' by Norwegians.

Bjørn: Wow, radio said the temperature in the river is 11 today, wanna go swimming?
Arne: Sure mate, who doesn't wanna go swim during the Norwegian swimming window?
Bjørn: You've got a point, let's call in Petter, Knut, Bjarne, Kjell and Fridtjof too.

by Lethan August 8, 2011

Norwegian seesaw

2 men stand tip to tip, one circumcised and the other uncircumcised. Fold the foreskin over the other tip to form a seal. Gently rock back and forth until done.

Circumcised man: Hey buddy...you wanna try the Norwegian Seesaw?
Uncircumcised man: What’s that?

by Supeshortys August 1, 2018

Norwegian Pen Pals

When someone receives a handjob from girl A, and another person receives a handjob from the same girl (girl A). They do not necessarily have to be at the same time.

Guy 1-"Yo dude did Dana give you a handjob?"

Guy 2-" Yeah man she did. Did she give you one?"

Guy 1-" Yeah bro she did. We are officially Norwegian Pen Pals!"

Guy 2-" Sick bro!"

by the kennedy April 25, 2010