north carolina nut dripping nappy narc

when a man is fucking his woman and he puts his secretions in her hair until it gets real nappy and sticky. The girl will then tell him not to tell anyone he did that, which after she says that you then tell the first person you see.

jason: OH OH OH I THINK IM CUMMIN!!!
lindsey: ugh give it to me baby
jason: *squirt squirt*
lindsey: ugh you got it in my pefectly good hair
please dont tell anyone.
jason: *runs away*
danny: why are you breathing soo hard?
jason: dude i jus cummed all in my girls hair!!
danny: no way you NORTH CAROLINA NUT DRIPPING NAPPY NARC

by goonersteve February 1, 2008

North Carolina sandy meat ball

When you receive a hand job on a public beach and when you finish you ejaculate on the sand, then proceed to form into a ball shape and make your partner eat it.

Luke gave that girl a North Carolina Sandy Meat Ball last night.

by Audrey from Maryland August 19, 2021

North Carolina Minivan

Any pickup truck that has a bed cap, topper, or cover is basically a minivan. Term was coined in Jacksonville, NC in 2014

"Bob had a nice F-150 but turned it into a North Carolina Minivan with that cap, I bet he sits to pee also"

by rooster_69 March 12, 2024

North Carolina Nose Job

The male equivalent of the South Carolina Sinus Squeeze. The act of rapidly inserting one’s penis into another’s nasal cavity for the purpose of unplugging a clogged nostril.

OMG Becky, you NEED to try the North Carolina Nose Job. Bob gave me one last night and I can finally breathe normally again!

by Slimmy T July 7, 2025

north carolina tar heel

when you heat your semen up, and stick it to your partner's heel.

"Gave my girlfriend the hottest North Carolina tar heel yesterday"

by DumbFurry August 8, 2016

North Carolina Deca

Normal citizen: "Hey dude what's up!"
dEcA member: "I am in North Carolina Deca"
Normal citizen: "um..ok...How are you doing?"
dEcA member: "Was I not clear? I am in North Carolina Deca"

Normal citizen: "uhh... how are your classes?"
dEcA member: "Deca"
Normal citizen: "Wha-"
dEcA member: "DECA!"
Normal citizen: "Yo, you good?"
dEcA member: "DECA! DECA! DECA! DECA! I LOVE DECA! i LOVE DECA! i AM GOING TO ICDC! I AM NOT HUMAN, I AM DECA!!!"
Normal citizen: " I need to gtfo!"

Normal citizen: "Hey dude what's up!"
dEcA member: "I am in North Carolina Deca"
Normal citizen: "um..ok...How are you doing?"
dEcA member: "Was I not clear? I am in North Carolina Deca"

Normal citizen: "uhh... how are your classes?"
dEcA member: "Deca"
Normal citizen: "Wha-"
dEcA member: "DECA!"
Normal citizen: "Yo, you good?"
dEcA member: "DECA! DECA! DECA! DECA! I LOVE DECA! i LOVE DECA! i AM GOING TO ICDC! I AM NOT HUMAN, I AM DECA!!!"
Normal citizen: " I need to gtfo!"

by Baller oh March 19, 2019

the north carolina trio of the damned

idiots, transplants, and bubbas all living together as one

Guy 1: Hey I was thinkin about heading to Cape Carteret this weekend, what do you think?
Guy 2: Why in the name of ever-loving fuck would you go the the epicenter of the north carolina trio of the damned.

by jennitayla69 March 20, 2021