by 1,2, blanket. March 13, 2009
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 22, 2011
This term refers to a baby-sized penis which is located on the crotch of a full-grown man.
Most of the major military conflicts in recorded history can probably be blamed on the occurrence of the crotch nipple. There are many crotch nipples in the world, and they are all due to mindless cruelty on the part of God, who does not actually exist.
This term was first coined by hecKtor Dangus in 1991 upon his first viewing of a videotaped performance by GG Allin, for reasons which are readily apparent to anyone who has ever seen GG in the nude.
Most of the major military conflicts in recorded history can probably be blamed on the occurrence of the crotch nipple. There are many crotch nipples in the world, and they are all due to mindless cruelty on the part of God, who does not actually exist.
This term was first coined by hecKtor Dangus in 1991 upon his first viewing of a videotaped performance by GG Allin, for reasons which are readily apparent to anyone who has ever seen GG in the nude.
Confucius say, "man with crotch nipple much more likely to join Marines".
If a man with a crotch nipple were to play his cards right at the dyke bar, he might get lucky with a lipstick lesbian who has a penchant for large clitori.
If a man with a crotch nipple were to play his cards right at the dyke bar, he might get lucky with a lipstick lesbian who has a penchant for large clitori.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. July 14, 2010
What happens when your nipples get hard in very cold weather. This happens to men and women. In some cases, nipple-itis can be seen if clothing is tight enough.
by Kip Kooper February 01, 2013
What they serve in the school's cafeteria, McDonalds, Burger King, and anywhere else;
Disguise name is chicken nuggets, is literally chicken's nipples, not nuggets.
Disguise name is chicken nuggets, is literally chicken's nipples, not nuggets.
Boy : Wow ! These deluxe chicken nuggets are delicious !
Boy 2 : Hey, did you know that their really called chicken nipples !?
Boy : Uhm..excuse me I need to use the bathroom really quick..
Boy 2 : Hey, did you know that their really called chicken nipples !?
Boy : Uhm..excuse me I need to use the bathroom really quick..
by FatAssArselol048029 March 27, 2009
We were out all day with Jane and never noticed she wasn't wearing a bra. It was nipply out and she wasn't wearing a jacket either. The woman's got ninja nipples!
by ShrewdSimian May 31, 2010
A person who gets satisfaction out of repeated attempts to physically hurt another persons nipple(s).
by LoyalEmployee October 10, 2019