Megan, being Jewish, could not wait for her kosher dildo after temple. She went to the store to find Hebrew national hotdogs. Kosher meat for a kosher girl, she said.
by Rtlm2007 December 14, 2023
Get the kosher dildomug. Kosher Right
(noun)
A faction of conservative Republicans — called neocons — whose foreign policy stance shows unwavering loyalty to a certain “allied nation we do not speak of,” prioritizing that nation’s interests above their own country’s.
Used sarcastically to describe politicians or pundits who treat that alliance as sacred and beyond question, no matter the cost.
(noun)
A faction of conservative Republicans — called neocons — whose foreign policy stance shows unwavering loyalty to a certain “allied nation we do not speak of,” prioritizing that nation’s interests above their own country’s.
Used sarcastically to describe politicians or pundits who treat that alliance as sacred and beyond question, no matter the cost.
“Every time the topic comes up, he’s all about pretending to defend the USA, but he’s really defending that foreign ally who we do not speak of — total Kosher Right energy.”
by TheRectifierNL October 13, 2025
Get the Kosher Rightmug. Person1: that is so not kosher salad!
Person2: so what? i don't care if its ok or not to hit bob in the face.
Person2: so what? i don't care if its ok or not to hit bob in the face.
by pivotninja1337 June 16, 2009
Get the Kosher Saladmug. by msx6942390 February 25, 2024
Get the Blp koshermug. The tendency some books on Judaism have to connect every damn thing to Jews at some point. Because, you know, Jews aren't blamed for everything enough as it is.
Jewish cookbook: "Jews have been making slow-cooked Sabbath cholent for years in order to fulfill the commandments of the day. In the Netherlands, they cooked white beans, goose fat, and honey together and ate it on the Sabbath. When the Pilgrims came to the Netherlands, they adopted the recipe, since they followed the same Sabbath laws, only on Sundays. When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they had no geese for fat, so they used pork fat. And they had no honey, so they used molasses. And thus, Boston baked beans were born."
Me: "This cookbook is playing a mean game of Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon."
Me: "This cookbook is playing a mean game of Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon."
by igm30001 January 25, 2017
Get the Six Degrees of Kosher Baconmug. We gave our common friend a Varsovian Kosher Shashlik in order to strengthen our bond and celebrate our friendship. I love diversity.
by Ligmabalzz January 18, 2025
Get the Varsovian Kosher Shashlikmug. by Tony Splagola October 21, 2019
Get the A “Kosher Taco”mug.