auto fail

Someone that is so bad at something, that they automatically fail before trying.

John: Mike, why do you even try? You suck at everything

Sarah: What an auto fail!

by greeker April 4, 2009

Auto-Tuna

When T-Pain decides to do a Starkist commercial

Youtube User: I auto-tuned T-Pains auto-tuna commercial.
Youtube comment: so meta.

by Blake Edwards September 15, 2010

auto-assfistiation

To fist oneself, either for pleasure or when encountering something unpleasant

Today, I experienced auto-assfistiation after Trump announced the ban of all non-whites into the United States.

by Gornprose August 23, 2017

Auto-IN-Correct

1.) The term used to describe the phenomenon of typo that is ironically caused by AutoCorrect or any other similar text replacement or spell checking software or technology.
2.) The nickname given to such text replacement or spell checking software such as AutoCorrect due to the typos it ironically causes.

Damn you, AutoCorrect! ...Or should I say "Auto-IN-Correct"!

by JadamSponJ November 27, 2015

auto felatio

the art of sucking ones own penis. blow job by urself. must be extremly flexible or have a long penis

while i was using auto felatio i was sucking my own penis, it was great

by manno August 31, 2006

auto electrician

As one that walks above and trancends all things.called apon by pesent mechanics to save all that is important to them.also is more hung then mechanics creating tension between the two

Mechanic 1: I can't fix the car
Mechanic 2:have u hit it with the hammer
Auto leck rides in on a white stallion, lays his hand apon the bonnet starting the vehicle.
Mechanic 1/2 drop to there knees to praise his Devine presence.auto electricians are god

by loliepop crusader November 3, 2013

auto fellation

the act of sucking ones' own penis. a difficult task for most.

that guy is auto fellating! how the f**k does he do that?

if i mastered the art of auto fellation, i'd never need a woman again.

by danny7034 September 4, 2006