Person A: What's your religion?
Person B: Oh, my religion is Nikolaism. I'm a proud Nikolaist.
Person A: That's a cool religion! I love Nikolaists.
Person B: Oh, my religion is Nikolaism. I'm a proud Nikolaist.
Person A: That's a cool religion! I love Nikolaists.
by Nikolai Lover Stan September 25, 2022
Nikola Bokan is one of those people that have massive dick (15-20 cenimeters). He is also good at bed and sex with him can long up to 30 minutes. He thinks that girls are such a beautiful beings and he would do everythink to win a girls hearth.
Girl 1: Oh, is that Nikola Bokan. Omg I want to have sex with him so bad that I can not hold up anymore.
Girl2: No, I want him to fuck me, not you!!!
Girl2: No, I want him to fuck me, not you!!!
by Supermaster123 February 21, 2022
by Nikola ot Varna November 22, 2021
Leader of the church of ketchup, Saint Nik is a holy man who hails from the land of Mongolia. He has come to Wsconsin to purify the souls of poor Americans in need of ketchup. All will fall before the Holy purity of His divinity will cleanse all nonbelievers in an efficient and righteous purge on the year of the Saint 2040. All non believers in the ketchup house will be cleansed upon the turn of this holy year, leaving the followers of ketchup to build the world anew.
by The prophet of Nikolas January 01, 2024
by 123gglol1 November 22, 2021
by Citrus Mobile November 06, 2020