newbed

To be hassled by the lesser forms of life known as newbies.

Roofles, you just got newbed.

by Steve Gibson November 23, 2002

Newberry Chia Pet

when one saves up their shit for at least two days. The have their partner were fishnet stockings, and proceed to take the most massive shit in the stockings. Thus causing the shit to string out like the hair of a chia pet

Nate,"Man i hooked up with this chick last night with fishnets."

Doc,"Yeah, did you give her the Newberry Chia Pet?"

Nate,"You know it!"

by Doc Warren July 1, 2010

newbie

that guy in my class lol

he just transferred,hes such a newbie.

by decides to die April 21, 2007

newbie alfredo

a sweet fake name to have when you're committing crimes

Gayby~ Mannn who the smurf spaghettied my pimp mobile??

(his imaginary friend) I bet it was that damn Newbie Alfredo!!

Gayby ~ awwwhh Snap im calling rick ross and jamie foxx Miami's gonna hear about this Poop

by Doozie July 20, 2009

Newbie

Man who works in video store, and talks very fast

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah what was that newbie
Yeah yeah yeah yeah i was about to do that

by kracks mcstiff June 12, 2009

Forum newbie

A person who is new to a forum. Usually does not take the time to read the rules for posting.

Forum newbie: HAY GUISE WHATS GOING ON IN THIS THRED LOLOLOL WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY NEW FURRY DRAWING ON DEVIANTART???

Poster #1: GTFO
Poster #2: *facepalm*

by IOUNIUOB July 2, 2009

QB newbie

Drivers over the new Q bridge in New Haven, especially summer tourists heading north and east, who cannot focus on driving due to improved views, ongoing construction, constant tight traffic in narrow lanes, and frequent rerouting.

"Stay out of that car's way, clearly he's a QB newbie!"

"Then, when you go from 91S to 95N, your lane will take a sharp 90 degree left before the bridge. Slow down and don't be a QB newbie."

by VGBaby July 10, 2012