New Zealand

A name for something that doesn't seem to exist.

"That guy's dick is just like New Zealand"

by R.TruflleSir June 12, 2019

New Zealand

To Sarah, 323 or whatever, that's exactly what I've been saying all along. You hit the nail on the head. And to that other git, Billy Ben, I read an article that clearly stated that a good many Britons (I won't say poms) are moving to New Zealand *in droves* and they are moving to Australia too*in droves* so pull your head in on your comments. And it is actually many of you people who smell. I couldn't give a fuck one way or the other whether you like NZ or not, but if you are going to speak about it speak the TRUTH.

I've said my piece. There are some people in every country who think New Zealand is a pile of shit, but they really do not know what they are talking about. The same applies in reverse and it must stop.

by Inflight guy June 18, 2006

new zealand safari

When a man or women kills an animal while hunting, then proceeds to engage in sexual acts with the corpse.

Jack took the gazelle down with one shot then a had a great new zealand safari

by BChewalski March 8, 2010

new zealand breakfast

The act of waking up in the morning next to a sheep and bum fucking it until it produces enough milk to fill a cup of coffee.

John Key: We have a new initiative for solving NZ poverty. We'll be supplying New Zealand breakfast to decile 3 schools.

John Key: So what did you have for breakfast Tamati?

Tamati: Ae i hadd ae New Zealnd brekfst dox.

by Anil Jashari October 14, 2013

New Zealand

A country in the southern hemisphere.
Close to Australia, New zealand was once a colony of Australia but seperated much like America did to England.
They have a relative large amount of sheep and Have hot accents. Im Australian and i think that new zealanders are okay if they just STFU about us being all gay. WE ARE JUST LIKE YOU.

New Zealander: How bout we get some fesh and chups?
Aussie: nah mate I want a steak on the bbq!

by Sycomoron April 22, 2007

Fordell, New Zealand

This place is hidden by the government due to fear of the bad publicity it will bring the nation of New Zealand, and the world as a whole. Details are very skechee about exactly what goes on there, but listed are some quotes from escapees. "It is an awful, awful place. I am sorry, I cannot talk any more about it." "I was raped by my family every night for 19 years, how the (Expletive Deleted) do you think I feel about the place." "No Comment." "There is no good, only evil."

Dismembered bodies
Fordell, New Zealand

by The Mayor of Fordell. July 2, 2011

New Zealand

To Daryll 999 good sentiments, some Aussies are bastards but not all of them, what's more they did a few polls in Oz about New Zealand, and New Zealand came out on top in most of them. What this translates to is that many Australians like NZ so chill out. And to the person who wrote that "full of racist pricks" bit I'm sorry you feel that way but I know a lot of Kiwis and a lot of them aren't racist, although a good proportion are I guess. Attitudes are changing in NZ toward other races.

Aussie: What country came out the best in those Lowy institute polls?

2nd Aussie: New Zealand actually.

1st Aussie: Hell why can't Kiwis themselves see that?

by God I love this planet December 28, 2005