narci-tastic

The act of owning and embracing one's own narcissism.

JJ: "Damn right that's a pocket mirror! Now hold it fo' me whiles I fix my hairs."

Boo: "You narcissistic as hell."

JJ: "Bitch, I'm narci-tastic!"

by Jim Jerka May 2, 2011

academic narcolepsy

The condition where a person, who is not tired, instantly falls asleep or becomes sleepy when in a classroom setting. After leaving the classroom the person is once again alert.

"I had a serious case of academic narcolepsy in class today, did not catch any of the lecture."

by J. Anton January 31, 2008

namco x capcom

An awesome game made by Namco with a killer opening. It has characters such as Klonoa and Megaman. It's only in Japanese.

Bring Namco x Capcom over to America, god damnit!

by person148 June 17, 2007

Narcata

Another word for narcotics, mentioned in the N.W.A.'s popular song, 'Fuck Tha Police'.

'searchin' my car, lookin' for the product // thinkin' every nigga is selling narcata'

by Mr. Steal Your Girl April 21, 2015

Narcoslept

A guy so lazy that he won't get up from his sleep even if the house was on fire.

" Yo Narcoslept !! Gather your shit and lets move..."

by ShazzSpazz October 28, 2006

Boner Narcolepsey

;a medical condition which subjects the patient to sudden narcoleptic episodes(aka passing the F*#k out) whenever he becomes sexually arroused due to the sudden loss of blood to the brain when it is required to erect his ridiculously large Organ. When one suffers from this condition they should always inform any and all new partners before engaging in intercourse otherwise they may panic and dial 911 or worse throw the patient off a bridge so as to avoid any legal reprecutions of a wrongful death suit etc.

Stanley: Well how was she bro?
Patient: I've no clue bro, this damn boner narcolepsey gets me every time so if anything did happen I can't remember, seeing however as to how she walked out on her own I'd say it was a no go.

by Vendetta Fist October 27, 2017

Narbonne

noun

The area found below the head and above the shaft of the penis.

She almost guillotined my penis when she bit down on my Narbonne... Off with his head...

by Completely Useless Knowledge July 31, 2017