jerome can I git a few nigga napkins for wipin my asshole .
Tyrone can I boorow a nigga napkin to roll thiis Doobie
Tyrone can I boorow a nigga napkin to roll thiis Doobie
by Johny Butthole July 01, 2009
when a person is performing cunni or anal linguis and their lips and chin become covered with a mucus-like substance, they then use the inner thigh of their partner to clean their face.
mathew mcconahey: man, queen latifa leaks like a tap when recieving cunnilinguis
martin short: yeah i know, good thing there's plenty of flesh napkin
martin short: yeah i know, good thing there's plenty of flesh napkin
by jared+kyle November 15, 2007
A derogatory term equating the person at which it is directed to a napkin used to clean up splooge after a vigorous fapping session.
"God, I hate (insert name), he's such a Fap Napkin!"
"Damn it, (insert name), quit being such a Fap Napkin!"
"Damn it, (insert name), quit being such a Fap Napkin!"
by Inebriated&Insolent September 09, 2011
A person who continuously listens to another person bitch and complain. They are bored and annoyed but never call the other person out on the bitchy behavior. This is either because (a) they are afraid of confrontation, or (b) they receive a false sense of themselves as especially compassionate or heroic. In either case, they soak up the bitchy vibes and are, simply put, a bitch napkin. LR
by xLoDx Kontrol June 28, 2009
A willy napkin is when some one ejects there jizz ( sperm ) in a tissue then some one blows there nose in it or it can be used to abuse one .
by Cgl_96 February 25, 2010