NIgga Napkin

a slice of toilet paper

jerome can I git a few nigga napkins for wipin my asshole .

Tyrone can I boorow a nigga napkin to roll thiis Doobie

by Johny Butthole July 1, 2009

flesh napkin

when a person is performing cunni or anal linguis and their lips and chin become covered with a mucus-like substance, they then use the inner thigh of their partner to clean their face.

mathew mcconahey: man, queen latifa leaks like a tap when recieving cunnilinguis

martin short: yeah i know, good thing there's plenty of flesh napkin

by jared+kyle December 11, 2007

Fap Napkin

A derogatory term equating the person at which it is directed to a napkin used to clean up splooge after a vigorous fapping session.

"God, I hate (insert name), he's such a Fap Napkin!"

"Damn it, (insert name), quit being such a Fap Napkin!"

by Inebriated&Insolent September 9, 2011

Flappy napkin

What a woman on her period experiences while skydiving in her underwear

Wow, my pad wasn’t on straight that last jump and I had quite the flappy napkin.

by Mute8s May 26, 2023

Willy napkin

A willy napkin is when some one ejects there jizz ( sperm ) in a tissue then some one blows there nose in it or it can be used to abuse one .

do you blow your nose in willy napkins ?

by Cgl_96 March 2, 2010

Napkin Shirt

A shirt that is specifically worn when there is a risk of food landing on it.

Generally characterized by being old, pit stained, with bonus points awarded for rips or tears.

Spaghetti tonight dear? I best be putting on my napkin shirt.

and

Eww - I can't believe you wore that napkin shirt to dinner with my parents!

by jiggerbigger001 April 23, 2010

King of the Napkin

an undisputed expert in the "back of the napkin" underwriting models.

When it comes to Real Estate, Ralph is definitely the king of the napkin.

by funatwork1 December 8, 2021