even kiln

to be on the straight and narrow, not mentally unwell.

I want to be on an even kiln.

by OfTroy March 18, 2016

Evening Cola

A whiskey and cola after 5pm

After a hard day at work I like having amd evening cola.

by Blitza March 20, 2017

evening rider

Girls who like mixed guys.

White guy: I really like this girl but she only dates mixed guys.
Black guy: oh she's a evening rider.

by Alexusra_ January 25, 2016

not even kid

When ever someone tells you something and you disagree and you do it to.

You are bad kid bet you cant drink this

Not even kid

by Sssdrip December 13, 2019

Even parborg

Even parborg loves oatmeal and floorball

Even parborg is good at floorball

by abtin ramezani April 3, 2019

even jump

An even jump is a jump that is so perfect. The back of your feet line up with perfectly with the edge of what you're jumping on. It's usually said when this happens in video games, although it can happen in real life and can happen to anything or anyone that's jumping on something.

I've never seen anybody land that so perfectly! That was such an even jump!!

by Retard_Ryan February 10, 2023

Not even in the butt

The perfect response if your goal is to make any situation awkward. The word "even" makes it just that much weirder.

"Haven't you ever thought of us sleeping together?"
Nope. Not even in the butt.

"Have you ever done cocaine?"
Nah. Not even in the butt.

"Would you like a refill?"
No thanks. And not even in the butt, sir."

by Swambat April 23, 2014