Myspace Photo 

A photo taken by ones self at a generally impossible angle. This photo usually includes large amounts of dyed black hair covering a large portion of the persons face and black eyeliner. This photo is also frequently taken in the mirror.

"Comment on my new hawt pics plz!"

Myspace Photo by Lust77 April 30, 2005

fox news' myspace page

a source of notoriously unreliable information

"Condoms cause AIDS? Where'd you hear that? Fox news' myspace page?"

fox news' myspace page by Tomohiro Idokoro September 6, 2008

Myspaceist 

To discriminate or judge someone based on the quality and content of their myspace ie - song choice, heroes, top 8.

Indie Hipster 1 - Man, that guy is a faggot. He has a rainbow background and a Madonna song on his Myspace.
Liberal Hipster 1 - Hey. His sexuality is undisclosed. Stop being so myspaceist.

Myspaceist by Hay-ner January 20, 2007

Myspace Picture Whore 

A person who takes a lot of unnecessary pictures and puts them on myspace.

Katey posted about 200 pictures of her Friday night on her Myspace. Then she asked me to go comment them! She's such a Myspace Picture Whore!

Myspace Picture Whore by monarchbutterfly November 16, 2009

myspace rounds 

Going to most or all of your friends pages in one session, leaving them comments. It is an attempt to spread the comment wealth evenly.

"You haven't left me a comment in forever!"

"I know, I havent done myspace rounds in a few weeks."

myspace rounds by Meredith (Miss M) December 7, 2006

myspace fuck 

A person who is so obsessed with myspace due to the lack of friends that they almost damn near set the world record for time sitting in a chair at a computer. They use every search engine known to man to find a way to improve their page and make it so flamboyantly gay that if you layed eyes on it you'd probably pass out from the incredible hue of rainbow colors. Basically they have no lives or friends but simulate having a life through artificial intelligence.

Wow, yea matt was sitting at his house all last night, he almost set the world record...for being a complete myspace fuck.

myspace fuck by Scaiferbomber November 21, 2006

MySpace realist 

A myspace user who is aware of everything that being a myspacer entails, yet does not lower themselves to beg for comments, beg for picture comments or believe in and repost life-threatening bulletins. There are many other forms of bs floating around myspace, such as myspace husbands and wives etc, and this person refuses to engage in these rituals, using myspace purely as a communication forum to re-connect with old high school friends and friends who have since moved away to college etc. This type of myspace user may or may not check ones page everyday, but the prescence or lack of comments and messages will not affect this persons self esteem or bother them in any way.

My buddy Taylor doesn't care whether or not he gets new friends or comments at all, and he only has like 30 friends, and get this, he knows them personally! What a myspace realist.

MySpace realist by Brady Cabe May 3, 2006