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Murphysexual

/mer-fie-sek-SH-(oo)el/
adjective
1. A sexual or romantic attraction to both Connor and Zoe Murphy, from the award-winning broadway musical "Dear Evan Hansen". Something resulting into not knowing whom you have stronger affections.

Synonyms: Bisexual
Antonyms: HeteroMcGee, Homosexual
person 1: Was liking the Murphys considered a sexuality?
person 2: Yes it's called murphysexual
by thatonebroadwayphan June 15, 2017
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Grrr Murr

expression used to show frustration, anger, and disappointment
I can't believe Impractical Jokers hasn't been renewed for Season 2 yet. Grrr Murr!
by LibbieMarie May 20, 2012
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mursenary

a male nurse (murse), professionally providing care for the sick and infirm, without regards to prestige and/or shame from society.
Don't mess with that guy. His line of work is mursenary!
by Scotech December 27, 2011
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Murderpeg

A common nickname for the city of Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. Winnipeg routinely has the highest murder rate of all Canadian cities, particularly in the downtown core, also known as "The Killzone".
You'd best stay of of Murderpeg, unless you want to get shanked to death in the Killzone.
by StayOutOfTheKillzone May 25, 2020
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Murron

A perfect girl. She is one that has values and ultimately a lass you could end up marrying. In everyday use it can become applied to any old sheila on the street, however, at the end of the day the true essence of a Murron is perfection. If someone is using the term overly liberally one must question whether or not they grasp the true concept.

Murron was Wallace's love in the movie Braveheart. The idea developed because of her.
"hey guys - I've found myself the perfect Murron today!"

"ohhh lorrrd"
by lanai guy June 15, 2013
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rupert murdoch

Scheming, conniving monopolist from Australia. Controls the Fox network, News Corp, among other things. Holds dominion over much of western media.

In other words, he controls a good portion of western civilization. He should be toppled for the sake of western civilization.

Its too bad he isn't the A-Team Murdoch, or Mr. T woulda owned him.
by FireballX301 April 25, 2004
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Murphys Law

1. Everthing that can go wrong, will go wrong
2. All Warranties will expire upon payment of invoice
4. Friends come and Go, but enemies accumulate
12. If you try and please everybody noone will like it
14. You will always find something in the last place you look
15. The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet
20. Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought
21. If you fool around with a thing for very long, you will screw it up
22. A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10c fuse by blowing first
24. Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact centre
25. The repairman would have never seen a model quite like yours before
26. When a broken appliance is demonstrated fot the repairman, it will work perfectly
30. Everybody has a scheme for getting rich that will not work
35. You will remember that you forgot to take out the garbage when the garbage truck is 2 doors away
37. Theres never a time to do it right, but thers always time to do it over
39. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening
47. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
50. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
52. If everybody seems to be going well, you obviously dont know what the hell is going on
54. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing
55. Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference
Brodie: OMG! My bum hurts so much!
Jack: Aw man, did you read murphys law?
Brodie: No, why?
Jack: Because if you did, it would have told you not to play leapfrog with a unicorn
by JakSak October 19, 2010
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