Shit-Muncher

Everyday common folk i.e Bottom feeders

Back in the Middle Ages, impoverished townsfolk; whom the King had absolutely no interest nor sympathy for, would have to survive by eating dung and dung only because of their lack of monies. Hence the name "Shit-Munchers".
Royal Advisor - "Oh Almighty King, what shalt we do about thy lack of monies?"

King "Tax the shit-munchers mofucky"
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Ass Muncher

one who licks/bites/eats pleanty of ass.
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nut muncher

That bitch is a hardcore nut muncher.
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wenis muncher

One who enjoys chomping on wenis.
Emilio Prieto is a huge wenis muncher
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Rug Muncher

One who gives oral sex to women,who usually is a lesbian. The 'rug' refers to the clit/pussy/vaggy/fuckholeetc... or perhaps the pubic hair of that region.
Also, in mens opinions, the 2nd best thing that has ever happened to the world, behind bisexuals.
Woman1: Munch me ruggy! Munch me!
Woman2: makes slurping noises
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ovary muncher

Releasing a hungry leprochaun into the vaginal canal, and the leprochaun proceeds to chow on a women's ovaries.
I didn't want my wife to have any more children, so I released an ovary muncher into her vagina.
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jolly muncher

Someone who tends to smoke more than his/her portion of a spliff.

a 'jolly muncher' is extremely familiar with phrases like "shit, sorry mate" or "I completely forgot" however it is advised that these apologies fall on deaf ears as their reluctance/refusal to actually buy any weed at all is remarkably unfaltering.
"shit, did you want any of that spliff?" "too late now isn't it? Nice one jolly muncher"
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