Desk Muncher

Slang for a person with a touch of the tism

Man that kid counting toothpicks is a desk muncher

by TotallyKevin August 3, 2023

foreskin muncher

When a muslim or a jew person collects the foreskin from a newborn or an adult, they eat it like its candy.

Muhammad: Man these foreskins taste amazing. You should try them.
John: Ew wtf that's disgusting you dirty foreskin muncher. Get out of my face.
Abba: No John, you are just not cultured like us. *eats 20 in 1 sitting*

by ILoveForeskin September 4, 2023

Shit-Muncher

Everyday common folk i.e Bottom feeders

Back in the Middle Ages, impoverished townsfolk; whom the King had absolutely no interest nor sympathy for, would have to survive by eating dung and dung only because of their lack of monies. Hence the name "Shit-Munchers".

Royal Advisor - "Oh Almighty King, what shalt we do about thy lack of monies?"

King "Tax the shit-munchers mofucky"

by Clemperstein January 17, 2011

Ass Muncher

one who licks/bites/eats pleanty of ass.

johnny is an ass muncher.

by dick June 26, 2003

nut muncher

One who munches on nuts

That bitch is a hardcore nut muncher.

by WhiskeyNick September 26, 2006

wenis muncher

One who enjoys chomping on wenis.

Emilio Prieto is a huge wenis muncher

by Emilio Prieto December 3, 2010

Rug Muncher

One who gives oral sex to women,who usually is a lesbian. The 'rug' refers to the clit/pussy/vaggy/fuckholeetc... or perhaps the pubic hair of that region.
Also, in mens opinions, the 2nd best thing that has ever happened to the world, behind bisexuals.

Woman1: Munch me ruggy! Munch me!
Woman2: makes slurping noises

by Mici Da Wici October 31, 2003