A 1, 000, 000 : 1 ratio, as observed by professor Frink, ie one person in a million will find a joke funny.
A reference to Dennis Miller's sometimes mystifying commentary on ESPN's Monday Night Football.
A reference to Dennis Miller's sometimes mystifying commentary on ESPN's Monday Night Football.
*Lisa reads Comic Book Guy's Shirt*
Lisa: C:, C:\Dos, C:\Dos\Run. Ha! Only one person in a million would find that funny.
Frink: Yes, we call that the Dennis Miller Ratio.
Lisa: C:, C:\Dos, C:\Dos\Run. Ha! Only one person in a million would find that funny.
Frink: Yes, we call that the Dennis Miller Ratio.
by paynbow April 25, 2006
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A hairstyle in which the front is cut trim, but the back is long, left wild and often uncut. Even when the back is cut, it is still longer than the front. It is the sign of the redneck. Alternate names include:
Ape Drape. Beaver Paddle. Bi - Level. Camero Cut. Buisness in the front, Party in the back. Canadian passport. Coupe Longveuil. El-camino. Hockey hair. Kentucky waterfall. Missouri comprimise. Mudflap. Neckwarmer. Ranchero. Shlonc (short + long). Achy-breaky-bad-mistakey. Soccer rocker. Squirrel pelt. Tennessee tophat. Yep-nope.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm...Mullet
A hairstyle in which the front is cut trim, but the back is long, left wild and often uncut. Even when the back is cut, it is still longer than the front. It is the sign of the redneck. Alternate names include:
Ape Drape. Beaver Paddle. Bi - Level. Camero Cut. Buisness in the front, Party in the back. Canadian passport. Coupe Longveuil. El-camino. Hockey hair. Kentucky waterfall. Missouri comprimise. Mudflap. Neckwarmer. Ranchero. Shlonc (short + long). Achy-breaky-bad-mistakey. Soccer rocker. Squirrel pelt. Tennessee tophat. Yep-nope.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm...Mullet
"My hobies are sexual harassment, taking advantage of intoxicated employees at company gatherings, browsing thru kiddie porn on company time (with stiffy)." - Guy with a giant mullet
by Slick Willie February 5, 2003
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domestic terrorist, was NOT acting in ‘we need to talk about kevin’, enby who took “be gay, do crime” too seriously
list of crimes include, but are not limited to:
- assault
- public intoxication
- disorderly conduct
- harassment
list of crimes include, but are not limited to:
- assault
- public intoxication
- disorderly conduct
- harassment
“holy shit did you see ezra miller terrorizing the entirety of hawaii?”
“yeah shit we need to talk about ezra fr”
“yeah shit we need to talk about ezra fr”
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This article is pure Muellerbait. I'm tired of seeing commentators speculating that Mueller will do something big "soon." I just want to see stories about actual developments in the investigation.
by Han Singular November 27, 2018
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by frankentriscuit June 18, 2020
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Get the george miller mug.1 Broken, smashed or beaten up to the point of being visisbly altered, unusuable or non-functional.
2 Intoxicated with drink or drugs to the point of non-sensibility.
3 Resoundingly beaten in a competition of some kind.
As far as I am aware this term comes from the German footballer Gerd Muller who scored lots of goals.
2 Intoxicated with drink or drugs to the point of non-sensibility.
3 Resoundingly beaten in a competition of some kind.
As far as I am aware this term comes from the German footballer Gerd Muller who scored lots of goals.
I got totally mullered last night, I had loads of pills......
A bus smashed right into his car and absolutely mullered it....
We got bloody mullered at five-a-side, 10 bleedin' nill
This term probably comes from German international footballer Gerd Muller who used to destroy teams with his sizzling shots from inside or outside the penalty area....
Gerd Muller, known as "Der Bomber", is the greatest goal-scorer of the modern era. He scored an amazing 68 goals in 62 games for West Germany during the 1970s, including the win in the 1974 World Cup Final.
Gerd Muller, a stocky, powerful striker with matchless speed in the penalty area, amassed 628 goals in first class football. This included 365 goals for Bayern Munich during his 14 year career.
A bus smashed right into his car and absolutely mullered it....
We got bloody mullered at five-a-side, 10 bleedin' nill
This term probably comes from German international footballer Gerd Muller who used to destroy teams with his sizzling shots from inside or outside the penalty area....
Gerd Muller, known as "Der Bomber", is the greatest goal-scorer of the modern era. He scored an amazing 68 goals in 62 games for West Germany during the 1970s, including the win in the 1974 World Cup Final.
Gerd Muller, a stocky, powerful striker with matchless speed in the penalty area, amassed 628 goals in first class football. This included 365 goals for Bayern Munich during his 14 year career.
by james mcdonnell March 16, 2004
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