Sucky-moto

A seemingly NZ-specific term for anything that sucks, from hospital Lamson systems to household vacuums and fuel-removal services doesn't seem to include bad jokes). Variations include suckie moto, and both with or without the space or hyphen.

Confused medical student: Where can I send these bloods?

Nurse: Just place them in the sucky-moto.

Medical student: *is more confused*

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Frustrated wife: You put the wrong fuel in! Now we'll have to call Suckie Moto to help us out! (0800 782 566)

by Cloudwatcher36 May 14, 2021

quazi moto

hiptser homos that have a back issue and walk around with a really arched back like a moron

dude, look at that stupid quazi moto try and pick his guitar off the ground.

by peterson111 June 14, 2009

hello moto

Peepz who love their mobiles/cell phones greet them by saying hello moto.

Man: Hello honey, hello kids.
Phone: Do Do Do Do Do Do
Man: Oh yeh, hello moto!

by Mollz January 4, 2004

moto guzzi

A strange shaft-driven eye-talian motorcycle. The motor, originally used in tractors, consists of 2 large cylinders jutting upward on each side. Because they last so long, most owners are quirky old men over the age of 60. Often referred to as 'The Italian Harley'.

An often heard remark uttered by a local seen peering at the tank badge: "Modo-GOOZEE?? What the hell kinda Harley is THAT?"

by Vinnie Pastarini August 11, 2005

Pudgy Moto

An underground Electronic DJ from Atlanta, Georgia and also CEO/Founder of Motovation Records.

We went to the club last night to see Pudgy Moto perform for his first time on main stage!

by Motovation Family October 15, 2013

hello moto

A phrase that reoccurs repeatly everytime Motorola want to bombard me with the message to buy one of their crap phones.

Later on ITV, the news. Next, the "Hello fucking Moto" movie premiere.

by Brigante July 1, 2005

Motoed Out

When a well endowed male performs doggystyle sex on a woman, her upper back slightly curves. this resembles the hunch back of notredame AKA quasi moto. the upper back hunches because the female can not handle the males penis size.

Caren was motoed out when we had sex yesterday!

by Cyrus Brooks March 3, 2008