Mort

Started WW1

Mort started WW1

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The dude at the gym who only rips machines. Has never touched a free weight in his life but still thinks hes the biggest in the squad, while in reality, he is not

Yo look at the dude on the bicep curl machine hes such a mort

by Himothy1209838 February 2, 2023

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absolutely slurpin on them dogs (aka toes), preferably with light, tropical music playing

Morting, verb
My uncle asked to mort me, this was his third offense.

by dinglebaka123 March 12, 2023

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Is a term used for someone incredibly dumb who lacks life skills. They have a constant look of idiocy on their face and they may also look punchable since you spend most of your time trying to get them to understand you!

If you like repeating yourself speak to a mort. If you like loosing brain cells speak to a mort.

I had asked luca to bring the washing in so it didn’t get wet but instead he watered it with the hose and explained it needed a further rinse.. luca is such a mort, doesn’t do anything right.

by Anna wise January 29, 2022

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