Mort

A word someone would randomly say in a chat as to confuse someone

Me: Mort
My friend: what?

by Yeetus mcpeetus December 1, 2019

Mort

The definition of a Mort is a person who is a complete and utter idiot , Stupid , Dumb.

A bloke I know Peter is a deadset Mort cause he always fucks up.

by Bigfellaatlarge May 30, 2020

Mort

Girlfriend/Link

You shagged your Mort yet?

by Gareth Johnson September 13, 2020

Mort

Mort, shortened version of Mortified commonly used in Ireland.

Claire:did you see those pictures I uploaded of Sarah being drunk? Bet she's mort.

by cobcob September 26, 2012

Mort

The Gayest guy you will ever meet, but acts like he's not. No matter what happens it probably is his fault. Probably only knows soccer and chess. He Only wears Crocs. He obese

Dude 1: who is the guy in the corner watching gay midget porn
Dude 2: that's a Mort
Dude 1: I'm out here

by Big ball muncher October 31, 2023

geed mort

some who is both a geed and a mort

geed: non-greek affiliated college student
they usually bash on greek life, yet are jealous of greek life students and try to get into their parties

mort: an individual with low intelligence that sort of meanders around with that lead paint stare
i.e. npc, bot

Look at that indian kid playing ultimate frisbee on the quad. what a geed mort!

by loncapa January 30, 2024

Mort takes

When a football take is so bad that there’s no definition to describe it

“Camavinga is better then gavi”
Stop with the mort takes bro

by Kj lmfao April 23, 2023