moob tube

An over-tight t-shirt worn by an overweight man.

Jeff had gained several stone since he last wore the t-shirt, and it now clung to his body like a wet sheet draped over mounds of clay.

"Hey man, nice moob tube," commented one of his friends.

by Sir Garence October 22, 2010

flash moob

When you accidentally see a fat man's breast.

While playing touch football, Kyle's shirt came up exposing us all to a flash moob.

by Argo F. Kilter May 5, 2015

Moob juice

The juices that are ejaculated from a males moobs

Yo dude, my shirt is covered in moob juice

by Donaldtrumppppp October 20, 2017

moob job

When overweight men undergo breast reduction surgery.

A recent conference on plastic surgery trends revealed a 44% rise in moob jobs between 2007 and 2008 making it the fifth most popular plastic surgery for men in england.

by schmuckaneers September 19, 2009

side moob

The side angle view of oversized man breasts.

Everytime that guy lifts his arms, I see side moob.

by annakbrown February 5, 2009

moobing violation

When a man's moobs are two inches larger than his love handles, or just having unsavoury moobs in general.

Why the hell is this guy with massive moobs in the firefighter calendar? He's a total moobing violation.

Dude, you should lay off the chips, your becoming a moobing violation.

by cdafox May 7, 2010

Moob Munching

The act of munching a moob (man + boob)

Roy is moob munching Andy

by henkdevries69 June 28, 2010