mongolian beef wrap

When an asian prostitute takes her roast beef pussy, wraps her discolored vag lips around a man's penis, and jerks him off.

Dude, when I went to China I got a mongolian beef wrap. I added a bit of mayo to it.

by checkyourpockets November 6, 2006

Mongol

A person from Mongolia, a nation if given a chance will ride out and enslave the world once again.

The term Mongol is despised in China cuz they know Mongols > Them.

note: if you are ever besieged by Mongols surrender at the first apportunity otherwise your ass is done.

The Mongols are coming the Mongols are coming.

by Not I December 13, 2004

Mongolian Fire Oil

A cooking oil used in eastern dishes to add a spiced flavor without using whole, sliced, or dried peppers which can burn.

by Moose September 23, 2003

mongolian cockblock

A violent cockblock.

"I was chatting up this girl at a party and some dude who liked her straight up Mongolian cockblocked! Tackled me and beat me about the head and shoulders."

by captainsausage July 22, 2008

Cock Mongoling Queef Burger

Noun; An insult. Usually just a random insult, unless they do infact destroy penis and queef very often. Usually used towards females, but can be used towards a male if chosen to.

Person 1: "Aww man that girl's a wicked bitch!"

Person 2: "She's a cock mongoling queef burger!"

by TheSavageSquid June 1, 2010

Mongolian Eye Beetle

Refers to when the eyes become red and bloodshot after the consumption of cannabis. see also red eye.

-"Dude, you look pretty chonged out"
-"Woah seriously?"
-"I BELIEVE YOU HAVE A CASE OF THE MONGOLIAN EYE BEETLE."

by Rum0uRzZz July 15, 2009

Mongols

n. A 1%er motorcycle gang and organized crime syndicate whose headquarters is located in SoCal, originally formed in 1969 by Hispanic Vietnam War veterans who had been denied entry into Hell's Angels due to their race. They are notorious for some of their criminal activity, including drug dealing (esp. methamphetamine), money laundering, robbery, extortion, illegal possession of firearms, and murder. Ask anyone who knows motorcycle gangs well, and they will probably tell you that the Mongols are one of the most notorious and badass motorcycle gangs in the world.

Biker Dude: I'm gonna get initiated into the Mongols, cuz I'm a badass motherfucker.
Friend: I'd like to see you try!

by loop zoop July 15, 2011