Moisturzing Shot

When you cum in a girls vagina and then masturbate

I was screwing her then i gave her a Moisturzing shot!

by shotsex December 20, 2020

Moisturized

Well seasoned. Marinated. Better prepared. Ready to go. Better than the other guy.

This gym teacher is better moisturized than the other one we had. -Jonathan H

by JohnHector May 16, 2022

moisturizium

Its what you get after a long slow kiss from moisturized lips.

Moisturizium is a state of mind

by Gemmize September 11, 2022

moisturizium

What happens with a kiss from soft moisturized lips

Moisturizium is a state of mind when we kiss

by Gemmize September 11, 2022

Moisturizer

Legend has it if you don't moisturize daily, he'll slowly rub moisturizer and lotion on you... Leaving not a crevice of your body untouched by his cream. Going as far as taking your shoes off and rubbing moisturizer in between your toes... And sticking his stubby greasy fingers in your mouth, assuring you can taste the reminisce of lotion. Even if you manage to escape, he'll follow you. Watching... Waiting... And once you lay to rest, the last thing you'll hear before drifting off to a never ending sleep would be, "Moisturize your flesh. Feel it seep into your pores. Your skin will be dry no more." If you awake, your body will be covered in lotion, as it would be if you were to not escape originally. And if you weren't to moisturize your flesh again, you wouldn't be lucky to just have your skin rubbed with cream.

"creamy moisturizer man is coming"
"I want a divorce John."

by ToeCream69 September 7, 2023

Moistress

moistress (noun) — A cat born through the rare biological occurrence of being delivered by a human male.

That’s Litten — he’s a moistress. Dad’s still got the pregnancy nipples.

by Iwkie August 9, 2025

homemade moisturizer

when that creepy kid busts a nut, puts it in a container, and gives it to you as lotion

or when you and bae wanna get freaky

Jonah hit me up with some homemade moisturizer last night, want some? *rubs it all over face*

by satansnigga666 September 2, 2016