Moist Regards is a more personal way of saying "Warm Regards" with sexual under tones.
The term is typically exchanged only between close friends.
While there is an obvious sexual nature in typing "Moist Regards", this does not mean you have an attraction to the recipient of your message, sexual or otherwise . It is used as an endearing phrase with someone you are very comfortable with. Moist Regards is similar to other non-literal terms such as "slay", "I'm dead", or "I'm weak".
Could be taken out of context as inappropriate in a professional setting.
The term is typically exchanged only between close friends.
While there is an obvious sexual nature in typing "Moist Regards", this does not mean you have an attraction to the recipient of your message, sexual or otherwise . It is used as an endearing phrase with someone you are very comfortable with. Moist Regards is similar to other non-literal terms such as "slay", "I'm dead", or "I'm weak".
Could be taken out of context as inappropriate in a professional setting.
At the end of an email to a close friend or co-worker that won't report you to HR.
"... If you have any questions please reach out.
Moist Regards,
-Your Name"
"... If you have any questions please reach out.
Moist Regards,
-Your Name"
by Octobottom March 28, 2022
Moist Lasagna is when you make a donation to a twitch stream and it includes the phrase moist lasagna. The phrase is said by the donation reader and mentally scars the streamer.
“You moist lasagnad in my ear”- Twitch streamer Sybil Kappert after receiving a moist lasagna while wearing headphones
by Methy2000 October 14, 2020
by Daniel L. Jackson February 22, 2008
When two men conduct the act of docking while having their penis's inserted inside of the same papaya (Origin: Dominican Republic).
"Me and my boy Pablo found some papayas on sale and decided to do some moist docking on a budget! These streets are hard out here, Son!"
by The Dock Master September 10, 2015
by Ryan T and Josh I November 12, 2007
The term Moist Cabbage refers to the fetish Act of performing canalingus on a severely festered and diseased vagina of a woman who has intentionally and willingly contracted multiple STI's (usually gonorrhoea, herpes, chlamydia or all of these or more), whilst intentionally maintaining poor personal hygiene by not showering or washing the genital area for periods exceeding 6 months or more. During this time the infection(s) go untreated for so long that the stench resembles a bucket of rotten fish left out in the bin over a hot summer weekend.
If the woman has prepared her "Moist Cabbage" properly it should have a slightly fermented quality with a strong bitter finish.
If the woman has prepared her "Moist Cabbage" properly it should have a slightly fermented quality with a strong bitter finish.
Person 1: Has anyone tried Rosie O'Donnell's Moist Cabbage.
Person 2: Yeah fuck that shits been fermenting so long its deadly. I heard my friends cousin tried it - dropped dead right away.
Person 2: Yeah fuck that shits been fermenting so long its deadly. I heard my friends cousin tried it - dropped dead right away.
by Troutman44 December 26, 2016
person 1: omg becky is such a moist bagel!
person 2: ikr what she said to bob was so mean
becky and bob are not real people, i apologize if your name is becky, i'm sure you are not a moist bagel
person 2: ikr what she said to bob was so mean
becky and bob are not real people, i apologize if your name is becky, i'm sure you are not a moist bagel
by moistbagelhater January 02, 2015