Bill Mitchell

ADJ: When someone is incredibly devoid of talent and skill yet still attempts to be proficent at an activity.

Often pronounced Biiiiiilllll Mittchelllllll for effect. However a simple Bill Mitchell said in a normal casual tone will often suffice.

Did you see that ugly chunky girl trying to work the stripper pole that was straight Bill Mitchell??

by divacflop December 21, 2016

Mitchell

The most awesome person in the universe.Any person named Mitchell is great at everything ever. Nothing is more powerful then a Mitchell except for Chuck Norris,but it's a close call.
Mitchells are also incredibly attractive.

"Wow! Mitchell just ripped apart a Whale shark with his bare hands!

by gaogfhgbhsaob May 1, 2010

Ben Mitchell

Eastenders 'ard man Phill Mitchells geeky, wimpy, ballet loving son, bullied by girls, dresses up as lady ga-ga..

Need i say more??

As the saying goes 'the apple doesn't fall far from the tree' But in this case not only does it fall, it pirouettes, twirls, waltzes and tap dances as far from the tree as it can >< haha

Cant find any quotes but imagine Ben Mitchell as prince Herbert in Monty Pythons Holy Grail... "I dont want to get married, all i want to do is sing"

by punkyroo April 18, 2010

mitchell

A gorgeous guy with an STUNNING face and a beautiful heart... sometimes can be a bit hard to please... but im still madly in love with him and would do anything to put a smile on his face...

Wow what an AMAZING person, totally... adorable and sweet... and funny too - he's definitely gotta be a Mitchell :)

by Mitchellsadmirer June 12, 2010

mitchell ross

Just a ginger? not quite. This fine piece of ace isn't your average man candy. He benches 300 pounds (with a dislocated shoulder) and can wrestle a thousand grotsky wolves all at once. And don't even get us started about his sexual resume. Kind and gentle, yet aggressive, he knows how to make your bed rock. Basically a combination of Fergie and Jesus. You need superman? We've got something better- Mitchell Ross..and he's NOT afraid of kryptonite.

Girl #1: Oh no! There in a robber in our house and hes making us horny. If only we had someone to slay the beast and satisfy our needs!
Girl #2: I know! Call up mitchell ross.

by Mrs. Mitchell Ross 85 October 21, 2010

Mitchell

A sexy orgasmic man who loves female reproductive system. Has lots of sexy time a.k.a. man whore and probably the best in the world in bed especially the beatle position. The mostfit and accecible person will ever meet and is always there to help you

mitchell i want to have sex with u

by mitchell is fiter November 19, 2010

kel mitchell

It's generally assumed that Kel Mitchell is just anoter Orange Soda loving African-American - This is far from the actual truth. To the untrained eye he is a fiend, a madman in ditress; but in reality he is the greatest threat to the western hemisphere. Kel Mitchell is fueled by Orange Soda, it's orangy molecules giving birth to the true form which he so constantly desires. He is kept alive by the soda. At his mid-optimal peak it is sometimes observed that Kel will lose all forms of human reasoning, careless flailing his Orange Soda into every direction. The only way he is kept under control is by micro-control-chips lodged into his head, the effects are seen when at Kel's mid-optimum peak, he twitches and shakes as if he is being shocked. These chips are the only thing that keeps the world safe, and the only thing that can control Kel Mitchell.

I went to a taping of Kenan and Kel once... I wandered off backstage and noticed Kel sitting in a chair alone, looking at the ground and picking at the various wires that were attatched to his neck. I realized then, that Kel Mitchell is not human.

by Let's not say. July 25, 2006