Mississippi Breadstick

Elegant delicasy of a well delivered turd rolled in breadcrumbs. Commonly served with a salad sprinkled with assorted pubes.

Yeags prefers a deep fried mississippi breadstick over a seasoned furburger.

by Idonteatbread February 8, 2019

mississippi firefly

The act of flipping a lit cigarette butt at someone's face to instigate a brawl.

Bobby Ray's daddy asked the little league umpire if he had ever seen a Mississippi Firefly ? Before he could answer Bobby Sr. had flipped a cigarette at the old timer and assaulted him.

by BrantSmashedberger January 18, 2016

Mississippi tailgate

also know as the mullet, Kentucky waterfall, and Mississippi mud flap

Yo bubba when you gon cut that Mississippi tailgate

by JONTX April 4, 2010

mississippi mudpipe

When the fecal matter begins to surface from the anus, the man uses his penis to forcefully reinsert the matter into the anus.

I gave her the mississippi mudpipe last night.

by Mr. Mudpipe August 2, 2009

mississippi crockpot

A sex act in which a raw crawfish is inserted into a woman's vagina for six hours and then removed and eaten with a side of butter.

I cooked my dinner in my girlfriend's Mississippi crockpot

by Dankofamerica June 8, 2016

Mississippi Marshmallow

The sexual act of inserting a marshmallow into a woman's vagina, then extracting and eating the marshmallow. Can be done with multiple marshmallows or any size (regular, Jumbo, mini, etc.).

My girl was just begging me for a Mississippi Marshmallow, but we were all out.

Hey dude, I saw Matzek giving you're girl a Mississippi Marshmallow on a pool table at Shotts's party.

by Sammy Slut Socks April 10, 2011

Mississippi Coon

When you are driving down the road and there isnt a bathroom for mile and you have to pee. You hang your back-end out of the car window and pee while the car is in motion.

"Daddy, what was that furry thing? Was that Sasquatch?"
"No boy, that was a Mississippi Coon..."

by Imnotaraciest March 19, 2010