condom minion

The colleague who never fucks but always have condoms for his colleagues in need of one.

Daniel is my kinda condom minion, god bless the little fucktard!

by Halevi January 8, 2019

Evil minion

A person whose height is unnaturally below the average for their age/weight, and plots to take over the world. May or may not be working for someone else in their mission for world dominance, perhaps as part of a group of 'evil minions'

Person 1: Doesn't that little guy look suspicious?
Person 2: Yeah, I bet he's an evil minion!

by A. Girl May 18, 2013

Franky Minion

It is the figure of a evil smily face that originated in lancaster ohio on the high school latin room chalk board. It is used as the mascot on the youtube account FrankyProductionsInc. It is said it will one day rule the world.

You will all bow to the Franky Minion.

by FrankyMinion June 13, 2008

satan's minions

see

esoteric-occult-secret_societies-fraternal orders etc

satan and his minions are sick assholes

by fuckin freaks January 8, 2005

apple minion

Pimp as mofo who needs to kill himself quick. Right after slapping his mother with his 4 ft cock.

Dude your suck an apple minion for doing that

by Pimp Ass Mofo November 5, 2013

Power Minion

The "Power Minion" is the bosses go to employee for getting tasks done. This individual possesses a high level of intellectual understanding and aptitude for the tasks being performed by the team. Power Minions are often found possessing higher than average levels of motivation and drive and in some ways could be thought of as the team quarterback. Power Minions with their expansive skills tend to attract other folks from the team and outside the team seeking advice and incite. Power Minion positions are often the most admired and coveted position on a team.

You’ve got a Power Minion on your team right there!

by BRDR March 23, 2022

Minion Groping

The act of stroking a toy minion to get sexual satisfaction

Man that minion groping was the shit

by Jeopardymama February 2, 2020