minging

sunday morning breath after 10 pints a kebab and a hooker!!!

pass the toothpaste me breath is minging

by mr.r.sole August 22, 2003

Minging

Word that sounds ridiculous when used by posh people who think it’ll give them street cred.

I’m awf to the Mason’s ball, although one must mention that the wild salmon at the last one was rather minging.

by Eric F Cod July 20, 2004

Ming

A person who has a girlfriend but is still horny/desperate for other chicks.

Yo man, have you heard about Tommy? He's such a Ming - he has a girlfriend of 4 years but he's still creeping on Jenny.

Stop Minging - you have a girlfriend.

by USC27 March 5, 2013

ming

Slang term popular among Italian-Americans in New York and New Jersey. The short form of minchia (the Sicilian word for the penis), usually used to show disappointment or surprise.

I tell him how to do it five times, and he still screws it up. Ming, what a friggin' stunad.

by stop it loser September 1, 2007

Ming Ming Dard

Ming Ming Dard “I don’t care chink” used as an effective method of shutdown. Traditionally used on Jakes And Jacobs.

Plural: Fuck up

Jake “oh no I have been left behind”

Rowan “Ming Ming dard”

Jake 🙁😡😭

by MingMingMarrel August 6, 2020

minging

1. Filthy, unclean, unkempt
2. An ugly woman (or latterly, man)

The word minging has been around for ages, in common usage in the British Army since before 1983 when I first personally heard it. I didnt hear the word being used by civilians till the late 1990s.

It was latterly used to describe a real moose, minging then becoming minger

1. that rifle is minging, give me 100 press ups and clean it again.

2. Jeez did you see the minger that John pulled last night

by Geo2464 November 30, 2010

ming

A person who looks, acts and feels like a tree. He is incapable of feeling human emotion like Beyonce.He has an almost inhuman stomach. His biggest weakness is chinese food.

Person 1: Eat this gum I found on the ground.
Ming: Sure why not.
Person 1: Eat this Chinese food I got at Panda Express
Ming: *Runs away quickly*

by D0G31337 January 30, 2018