Minder

The act of being stupid (lacking intelligence or common sense) when not meaning to,

"I want a twin thats the same age as me"
"Your Such a Minder

by NotAMinder May 17, 2014

Asia Minor

The Turkish peninsula.

To the people of ancient Greece, everything east of Byzantium was Asia. They just had no idea how big it was until Alexander went and conquered some of Asia Major.

by Downstrike May 30, 2004

minority report

have sexual conquest with an asian, latino, pacific islander, and african

my friend won 3000 bucks in vegas bought a minority report, which included a room, and 8ball, and 4 hookers (an asian latino an pacific islander and a african)

by hessba December 31, 2011

Midori

If you are lucky enough to have a Midori in your life you will never be bored. She is ceative with a great imagination. Strong willed yet not stubborn. She has a mind of her own and is not afraid to voice it. She is smart, good with numbers, and very fashionable; she wears army boots with a dress. She is adventurous yet sensitive and needs reassurance to thrive. She is ornery and rambunctious. Feisty and outgoing yet shy with those she doesn’t know. She is silly and full of humor and full of life. She has a beautiful singing voice, she is full of life, beautiful inside and out. She is sexy and loves, loves, loves cats. In fact, the queen of cats. She is precocious.

Have you had a chance to meet Midori yet? If not, you are missing out!

by Zaika November 25, 2018

Midori

Usually likes watching Pokemon while watering her pet lizards. Likes snacking on wood. Is usually nicknamed "the beaver" because of her eating habits. She is the leader of the Japanese mafia and will kick your ass if you don't watch out. Lives in a mansion in the middle of nowhere, but doesn't own a car. Likes good music, but owns no iPod of her own so she steals them from people randomly walking around listening to them. Has a good friend named Katie who keeps her under control when she forgets to take her pills.

Joe: Hey Jim, can I listen to your iPod?
Jim: No you cannot I'm sorry.
Joe: Why not?
Jim: A Midori stole it.

by ilovemidori July 6, 2010

minor

1: One who is under the age of eighteen. the government put this into place to hopefully stop teenage pregnancy, teenage drinking, and to stop people over the age of 18 from being with the so-called "minor" even if it is consensual to both parties.

2: small; smaller. Not as important.

1: "Dude, that is so fucked up! I've been going with this guy for three years then he turns 18 four months ahead of me, and the police arrested him. that is so fecking stupid!"

2: "I'm majoring in law and minoring in child development at university. what are yours?"

by cat June 22, 2004

minority filters

Those stupid iron "security" bars that cover windows in storefronts or homes, presumably to discourage break-ins. More often used to trap the inhabitants inside in event of a fire.

Minority filters can easily be circumvented by means of a skylight sale or similar exploit.

The gun shop claimed to open at 9:00, but when we got there at 9:15 the minority filters were still in place.

by Max Radcliffe June 14, 2006