messed myself

A sudden and involuntary act that involves making poopoo in your underwear.

I couldn't find a restroom anywhere, and just when I was about to arrive home I messed myself.

by RealGibran November 1, 2013

mess kit

A woman's privates after a few days of camping. Recognizable by an overgrowth of vegetation.

Even though she trimmed everything neat before we left, by the end of the camping trip I was eating out of her mess kit.

by Pete Dunn June 29, 2008

fat mess

These type’s of people are usually found in the wilderness for e.g. among the trees in rivington skinning rats/ beavers in their spare time. Basically they are socially challenged and normally look severely like a pig and just a fat ugly mess.

“Rob”: alright mate can you help me skin some rats tonight?.

“Mike”: erm no don’t talk to me you fat mess!...

pig fat mess

by GASHMAN....................... July 17, 2011

Meth mess

Someone who fucked up their life because of meth

Guy 1: wow amber is a meth mess
Guy 2: a what?
Guy 1: somebody of whom meth fucked up their life

by Sumdumho November 12, 2014

shitty mess

just the worst kind of mess, one involving shit. shitty to clean up, shitty to behold.

junipers diaper was hanging half off his ass in the car. it is a shitty mess. it is a shitty mess.

by viciousk March 13, 2008

Straight Mess

Someone who is disheveled looking, doesn't have their act together, and just looks like the have no idea what is going on.

That girl that came over to the house looked like a straight mess if you ask me?!!!

by Kate Koplik July 31, 2006

disney mess

someone (usually a girl) who seems innocent but is really a big mess/hoe

that miley cyrus is such a disney mess, did you see those pictures on the internet?

by creatinator1 March 22, 2009